Black Lightsaber

When a hoe does not want to leave ur bed (or an annoying douchebag, etc) and you're busy or sumthing you get consent from botha there parents and then ask them to go under the bedsheets with ya.' However instead of proposing to them you stick your middle finger up your ass and flip them the bird and watch them run away from your "Black Lightsaber."Works like a charm it does. However if they manage to work around the black lightsaber then you gotta propose later that night, because holy moly thats a keeper. Luv.'

Person 1: Aye yo i had a rough night last night i was dealing with a sexual partner dat' did'nt wanna' l eave my pad and so sorry im late.
Person 2: Aye yo you shoulda given them dat "black lightsaber!"
Person 1 and Person 2 roll on the floor and laugh their asses off

by MicNOTMac January 11, 2023

Siamese Lightsaber Battle

When two Asian proceed to whip out their penises and fight, the Jedi way.

Asian 1: Bro! Luke just kissed his sister? That so heterosexual!
Asian 2: Wanna have a Siamese Lightsaber Battle?

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

Lightsaber

When you crack open a glow stick and pour the liquid inside on your dick.

“Wanna have a lightsaber fight?”
“Sure”
*both cracks open glow-sticks*

by iUnlisted March 23, 2022

lightsaber

a plasma based energy sword that can cut nearly anything.

your lightsabers will make a fine addition to my collection.

by therealcaptainrex September 29, 2023

Annefranklover69 vs Mr. Clock lightsaber dual part one

Im betting Mr Clock will win. Updates soon!

I cant wait to see the Annefranklover69 vs Mr. Clock lightsaber dual part one!

by Goomba420 March 30, 2023