Crack Licker

One who goes above and beyond the level of ass kissing.

Sam: "I'd love to buy you cookies! Want me to rub your belly too, Mr. Juan?"
Mr. Juan: "Sam, stop licking my crack..."
Everyone: "Sam's a crack licker!"

by TheSmexi May 13, 2014

Jesus Mother Licker

One who thinks of himself as higher in rank than others. As high as Jesus. A concieted mama's boy.

"Yo, who do ya think ya are?! Just cuz you got millions in da bank don't give you the right to act like a Jesus mother licker."

by sucker CMC and Ray January 13, 2010

Ball licker

a person that likes to lick guys balls.

Shut up and lick my balls

by Ben February 11, 2003

liek

an intentional spelling mistake of like, often used in online chatrooms, forums, etc.

omg!!!! i'm liek teh 1337z0rz!11212@#!1

by asdf February 21, 2003

mother licker

a politically correct, 'PG' version of the well known phrase; Mother Fucker.

Old Gregg: It's attached to your rod mother licker.
Have you ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?
Do you wanna go to a club where people wee on
each other?
Howard Moon: No. Sir.

by Eagle von Ceasel May 5, 2008

Licker Tittie

A womans lactating breast who went drinking the night before and still has alcohol remaining in her breast milk.

I was sucking on my pregnant girlfriends nipple last night and totally got a taste of her licker tittie.

by Cpdcrsdrii August 18, 2009

HELMET LICKER

A male that gives head to another male.

Elton John is a flaming helmet licker.

by Scottd247 November 3, 2007