After the 2020 NBA Finals, Lebron James is coming home to "LeBeat" his son Bronny after smoking a blunt on Instagram.
by Pizza_Plays_ October 11, 2020
Get the LeBeat mug.Lemeard is also known as Leaky, because of his constant fear that the enemy will be able to see through his smoke screens. And this is why:
"I want all my mortars to fire at the same time!"
"What?"
"All of them! I don't want anything left between me and the enemy!"
"But sir..."
"Do it now."
"Yes sir!"
And they did so. The enemy couldn't see through their smokescreen. And they were hit by the barrage. By the hundreds.
Somehow... Lemeard survived.
His troops, on the other hand, lost almost half their battalion's strength. Even though they fired at an area where there weren't many soldiers.
"It doesn't matter if we lose men," said Lemeard. "They are just dead weight anyway."
The next day he ordered mortar rounds to be filled with explosive powder. And even though the shells were filled with enough explosives to take out a whole village, not one single round missed its target. Not a single soldier escaped alive from the bombardment.
"I want all my mortars to fire at the same time!"
"What?"
"All of them! I don't want anything left between me and the enemy!"
"But sir..."
"Do it now."
"Yes sir!"
And they did so. The enemy couldn't see through their smokescreen. And they were hit by the barrage. By the hundreds.
Somehow... Lemeard survived.
His troops, on the other hand, lost almost half their battalion's strength. Even though they fired at an area where there weren't many soldiers.
"It doesn't matter if we lose men," said Lemeard. "They are just dead weight anyway."
The next day he ordered mortar rounds to be filled with explosive powder. And even though the shells were filled with enough explosives to take out a whole village, not one single round missed its target. Not a single soldier escaped alive from the bombardment.
by FelisSilvestris May 22, 2023
Get the lemeard mug.Ty'Lere is a cute, lovable, daring, smart, and a ride or die person.He love to help people, he dont take shit from no one and he hate people who dont try and he is a shoulder you can alawys cry on.
Ty'Lere is boyfriend material
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Get the verenigde wiskunde leraren mug.some girl who makes baby noises, calls it rapping, and makes millions. people who think shes good and listen to her music are often insane.
jerry: yo mike whos ur favorite rapper?
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jerry: *screams and runs away*
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jerry: *screams and runs away*
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