"Bro, I got a eight inch dick!"
"Is that 8 inch resting length?"
"No, it's two inches resting length."
"Is that 8 inch resting length?"
"No, it's two inches resting length."
by Red Cup of Tea March 15, 2025

Having a desire to maintain communication with someone without actually speaking on the phone. Similar to arm's length but more high tech.
Friend: "Johnny's really cool."
Me: "I wouldn't know. He talks so much that I try to keep a text length distance from him."
Me: "I wouldn't know. He talks so much that I try to keep a text length distance from him."
by Jwil August 31, 2013

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by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025

A very short skirt
by Peak district walker September 26, 2012

by Juju jewels April 30, 2020
