A beautiful man who is loving and caring, any girl who gets him will be lucky. He is very smart right for anyone
by Jared Almazan May 9, 2018
Get the leiser mug.An X box life no lifer is usually a fat obese over weight teenager boy, around the age of 13-17.
He plays x box live all day, and night.
when he is not playing he is probably asleep for 18 hours.
Or eating junk food, using the computer, or taking a 20 pound dump.
1. Gets pissed when he gets killed in Call of Duty.
2.Swears to noobs online.
3.The only people he talks to are on xbox live.
4.He has more friends online than in real life.
5.He calls his "friends" by their Gamertags.
6.Is overweight.
7.smells bad.
8.Mostly ignores his last possible friends.
9.Sleeps a lot.
10.Works hard to get Achievements on games,
then feels accomplished.
11.The last thing he does before sleeping is turning off the game console,
the first thing he does in the morning is turn on the game console.
12.Gets mad when his parents don't buy him a game.
and forces them to.
He plays x box live all day, and night.
when he is not playing he is probably asleep for 18 hours.
Or eating junk food, using the computer, or taking a 20 pound dump.
1. Gets pissed when he gets killed in Call of Duty.
2.Swears to noobs online.
3.The only people he talks to are on xbox live.
4.He has more friends online than in real life.
5.He calls his "friends" by their Gamertags.
6.Is overweight.
7.smells bad.
8.Mostly ignores his last possible friends.
9.Sleeps a lot.
10.Works hard to get Achievements on games,
then feels accomplished.
11.The last thing he does before sleeping is turning off the game console,
the first thing he does in the morning is turn on the game console.
12.Gets mad when his parents don't buy him a game.
and forces them to.
Friend : Hey Bill want to go outside today ?
Bill: I can't, I'm too busy playing Xbox live.
Friend: Wow dude, you're an Xbox Live No Lifer.
Guy1: Where is Bill ?
guy2: I rang his doorbell and his mom came out saying
he is still asleep.
Guy1: What the hell ? It's 4pm. Still sleep ?
Guy2: Yeah man he is such an Xbox Live No Lifer.
Guy1: Where the hell is Bill ?
He was suppose to meet us today.
Guy2:Man he is either too busy playing Modern Warfare 2 with his xbox live friends, or he is still sleeping.
Guy1:What a damn Xbox Live No lifer.
Guy2: yeah Forget him, let's not talk to him.
Guy1:Screw that, let's not be friends with him no more.
Guy2:Hell yeah man, Forget that Xbox Live No Lifer.
Bill: I can't, I'm too busy playing Xbox live.
Friend: Wow dude, you're an Xbox Live No Lifer.
Guy1: Where is Bill ?
guy2: I rang his doorbell and his mom came out saying
he is still asleep.
Guy1: What the hell ? It's 4pm. Still sleep ?
Guy2: Yeah man he is such an Xbox Live No Lifer.
Guy1: Where the hell is Bill ?
He was suppose to meet us today.
Guy2:Man he is either too busy playing Modern Warfare 2 with his xbox live friends, or he is still sleeping.
Guy1:What a damn Xbox Live No lifer.
Guy2: yeah Forget him, let's not talk to him.
Guy1:Screw that, let's not be friends with him no more.
Guy2:Hell yeah man, Forget that Xbox Live No Lifer.
by GuyFlawkes June 11, 2010
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by Jay See July 21, 2003
Get the no lifer mug.Es tut mir Leid doch
ich muss leider gestehen
es gibt Dinge auf der Welt
die sind - leider geil.
Auto's machen Dreck,
Umwelt geht kaputt
doch 'ne fette neue Karre is' - leider geil.
Ich knabber' an nem'
Buntstift, Mama sagt 'Lass das!'
doch es entpannt mich - leider geil.
Diagnose Psychose,
mir doch egal,
wenn man hibbelt
vor dem Aufstehen - leider geil.
'Weg mit dem Atom!'
hörst du sie schreien
ich lade mein Smartphone - leider geil.
Hab' endlich einen Job
muss morgen früh raus
versack' in 'ner Kneipe - leider geil.
ich muss leider gestehen
es gibt Dinge auf der Welt
die sind - leider geil.
Auto's machen Dreck,
Umwelt geht kaputt
doch 'ne fette neue Karre is' - leider geil.
Ich knabber' an nem'
Buntstift, Mama sagt 'Lass das!'
doch es entpannt mich - leider geil.
Diagnose Psychose,
mir doch egal,
wenn man hibbelt
vor dem Aufstehen - leider geil.
'Weg mit dem Atom!'
hörst du sie schreien
ich lade mein Smartphone - leider geil.
Hab' endlich einen Job
muss morgen früh raus
versack' in 'ner Kneipe - leider geil.
by begeistert November 9, 2012
Get the leider geil mug.A white male who likes to dip his fingers in forbidden places, while violating other people's couches. His pinky is always open for business and ALWAYS smells like butterscotch.
by Lepelsteeltje December 31, 2012
Get the Leiger mug.A classification for the most perfect woman you've ever seen. The term comes from the belief that if you land such a woman and she decides to end your relationship for any reason, you must subsequently end your own life. The reason being that you would never be so lucky to land another such woman so anyone else would be a downgrade.
It should be noted that this is an exaggerated term and you should never kill yourself if a girl breaks up with you. Idiot.
It should be noted that this is an exaggerated term and you should never kill yourself if a girl breaks up with you. Idiot.
Matt: Did you see that girl at the Racetrac?
Carlos: The one with the glasses?
Matt: That's her.
Carlos: Oh, yeah. Total lifer.
Matt: God help us.
Carlos: The one with the glasses?
Matt: That's her.
Carlos: Oh, yeah. Total lifer.
Matt: God help us.
by Carlos V March 14, 2013
Get the lifer mug.People (usually white high-school kids)who just wanna be like Pac. They often have cell phones for talking to their peeps. They ride around in their parents pimped sedans (usually with said peeps) looking for younger kids to (1) sell pot to (2) beat up or (3) both.
Guy 1-"Whoa, that mini-van full of white guys just jumped out of a van and beat up that lone guy. What a bunch of Thug Lifers!!!"
Guy 2- "Yeah, someday I hope I can be one...let's go to the mall and buy faux-diamond earrings!!!"
Guy 2- "Yeah, someday I hope I can be one...let's go to the mall and buy faux-diamond earrings!!!"
by Flanstar August 30, 2005
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