Lachlan

The HOTTEST, SEXIEST, MOST BEAUTIFUL guy on THE WORLD. He is the one that is always getting the women and he always has more than one all over him. he has the biggest penis and he is just awesome!

Girl 1: He is so hot!
Girl 2: OMG he is such a Lachlan!

by Lachlan MCCUTCHEON June 2, 2013

Lachie

Loves men but no-one loves him :(

Person 1: Y'know Lachie right?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: the gay annoying asshole midget prick who nobody loves
Person 2: Idk how you're talking about

by Mistaake March 2, 2022

Lachrista

A smart Italian-American girl who can sass her way out of anything! Usually brunette.

"Damn, Lachrista is on fire!"

"Lachrista is a bitch, but I love it, holy shit!

by The Lady Christ February 4, 2010

Nick Lachey

Lucky bastard who not only gets to fuck Jessica Simpson whenever he wants to, but also has a lot of money.

He's such a Nick Lachey.

by David May 12, 2004

lachrymology

1. n. the study of crying 2. n. the belief that only through pain, both physical and emotional, can one grow and move on to a higher level of being.

Tool is one of the leading new heavy metal acts of the 90s. All four band members are Lachrymologists, and its influence is evident in the pained intensity of their music and lyrics.

by Ronald P. Vincent August 30, 2003

Nick Lacheyed

verb. when you get married and you have substantially more money than your partner so you get a prenuptial agreement, only for your partner to gain money as you lose yours and when the divorce is finalized it is actually you that have screwed yourself out of a good chunk of money.

-did you hear about Tyler?
-yea i know he's getting a divorce that sucks
-yea but even worse he totally Nick Lacheyed himself, but who would have know his business would go under?

by HELLYA2245 January 27, 2010

Lachlan

The guy who yells at absolutely everything and despite his outlandish attitude he is quite reserved and respected. People like him when they meet him and girls admire how handsome he is. He is incredibly wise and also intelligent, everyone knows he will go far in life despite all the people he hates. (known to be emo)Also quotes many things that only some people understand. EXTREMELY NARCISSISTIC. Talks to himself when bored for amusement.

Lachlan: Fuck i hate trees, all but the larch...The larch...Number 1...The larch. YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN'!? Quite an outstanding specimen of a Pinaceae, its history is rather fascinating aswell, i could delve into it more so although i would rather not.

Lachlan: Bitchin'

Sam: Shut the fuck up.

by Lokosep January 19, 2009