Landmine

Something worse to step on than a LEGO brick, especially in the dark.

bro my friend put a landmine in my room but I survived the explosion and shrapnel, nice try cunt!

by Ku Klux Klonoa March 08, 2023

Landmine

A used condom left on the floor in a high traffic area.

Dude, Brody left a landmine in Ryan’s room.

by YoungEugene February 28, 2025

Landmine

Pet owner slang for Dog/cat dookie that isn’t where it belongs (carpet, tile, outside litter box, not outside)

(Parent) Son, clean up the landmines and do the litter box

(14yo) ugh

(Parent) don’t make me turn off that Wi-Fi

(14yo) ok I will

by Malcontent lag November 16, 2022

baby landmine

When your girlfriend has been building up a shit for a long time to where her stomache looks like she is pregnant and you curb stomp her stomache so she explodes in a shitty fury.

My wife has been constipated for the past two weeks so I did a baby landmine on her.

by Babymineboy November 27, 2015

landmine culture

A culture where speech is heavily policed and saying the wrong thing will get you thrown in jail.

The year is 2077. Location: Germany. Landmine culture has become so prevalent that insults are banned. Even the slightest hint that you made someone uncomfortable will see you behind bars. Never mind calling someone a dick, you can't even call someone a banana. They've banned that too.

by PortableBacon February 19, 2025

Volleyball Landmine

When you jizz into the sand on a beach volleyball court, and then cover it with more sand, leaving it to be discovered by a later person.

Ew! Someone left a Volleyball Landmine on the court!

by CurlingFetishist October 14, 2019

River North Landmine

When you blow a load in a rubber and drop it into the ho's shoe. She comes out, gets dressed, and steps into a River North Landmine.

I nailed this chick and slipped the used rubber into one of her shoes when she went to take a shit. When she came out and put on her clothes she stepped into a River North Landmine.

by Peter Damn Smith December 01, 2021