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Lance

Extremely tall and insane creatures usually have wide shoulders hard to talk to because they hide all emotions or give off a opposite emotion but when they warm up to you are extremely protective and will always have your back
Hugo from the looney toons is a total Lance
by Arron17 November 24, 2016
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"Youre such a Lance"
by InkyBlinkyz February 19, 2018
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This mother fucker wont stop being a try-hard in COD zombies, and everything he does.
Lance wont stop being a try-hard at fortnite and its pissing me off
Lance is actually a god when it comes to COD zombies.
YOOOOO, Lance just got the platinum trophy for Call of Duty Blacks ops 4
by lololol99999 December 11, 2018
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Is a potato and causes all your problems. He is a very humorless guy and loves to bake but always burns the house down.
“ Lance! I smell smoke! Are you cooking again!?”
by ThouShallNeverKnow January 29, 2019
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A little shit that never gets off of video games, and will most likely die alone. He is the son of an epic whore and is rude all of the time.
Kid:Hey Lance! Wanna go to the pool?

Lance if that requires going outside and socializing. NO I wanna play fOrTnItE!!! *crys*
by Sucmytomatoe March 13, 2019
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Georgia loves Lance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by ahxjjandns February 20, 2019
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This person is a jerk. He normally has many girlfriends, and then you will see some girls crying. He strings them along, for a while, until a new girl comes, and then he dumps her. He takes you in his group, criticizes you, then kicks you when you are down. DONT GO NEAR OR BEFREND A LANCE. HE WILL KILL YOU.
Did you see that Bully? Yeah, he is such a lance!
I just got dumped by Lance and now he is with my best friend!
by LuluElla April 24, 2019
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