Dippin in the blue lagoon

When you go Crap in a public bathroom and you are the first user and the water is still blue

I had to do my fsotd at a Mickey D’s and was lucky I was Dippin in the blue lagoon

by John from OP May 25, 2021

Lagoon Monster

A large turd in the toilet….. whereas the lagoon would be the toilet bowl

Hey Dave, hang on a second, I gotta go drop a “Lagoon Monster”

by .Captain Rabbit June 22, 2025

Blue Lagoon

When a women takes laxatives before engaging in anal, spraying poop on the wall.

David: Hey Todd, how can I show Lisa how much I love her?
Todd: give her a blue lagoon!

by anonymous November 6, 2018

Typhoon Lagoon

When you gurgle ice cold water in a girls pussy while eating her out.

Bro after fucking her for a hour i threw a game changer and hit her with the typhoon lagoon.

by Tannergang March 27, 2017

green lagoon

When your girl puss is so dank, when you fill her up with dick sauce that shit turn green

"That girl I picked up on the street last night (hooker) was so ratchet I had to give her a green lagoon"

by Green lagoon August 12, 2017

Feeding fish at the blue lagoon.

This is a euphemism for going to the toilet - the blue lagoon is reference to the use of blue tablets that colour the water in the toilet.

Sorry I was late, I was feeding fish at the blue lagoon.

by Theodore H Biscuit October 14, 2010

Lagoon Lurker

A person who lives in the backwoods and swamps of southern Florida.

Hey! That lagoon lurker is peeking out from the trees!

by Yung FROG May 8, 2016