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Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier

The act of taking a dump and believing you are done, yet mid-wipe, you realize there is one final wave. The tissue used from the first round, now floating in the middle of the bowl, resembles an aircraft carrier for which to land the straggling turd. The fresh excrement sits safely outside of the water, due to the buoyancy of the toilet paper.
I just done Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier. (Just took a crap on the toilet paper used from my first go-round of wiping.)
by ManfredManley October 3, 2013
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gta v loading screen

the thing that lasts 100 years
A:are you done loading in gta v
B:no it should take another 100 years
A: i know the gta v loading screen is so long
by arthur morgan 1899 November 19, 2021
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leading someone on

to do stuff with someone, without wanting a real relationship with them
chad made out with angela, but then told her the next day that he didnt want anything to do with her. she liked him a lot and so she yelled at him in front of the whole school that he was a prime example of leading someone on
by Carisandra December 30, 2008
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osama bin ladin

Saudi billionnaire living in Afghanistan (suspected of masterminding the terrorists bombings of two American embassies in Africa in 1998, and the crashing of hijacked planes into the Pentagon and the Twin Towers (WTC) in the USA in 2001, causing thousands of deaths, and the destruction of the famous skyscrapers). Hated most by Americans.

Note: "bin" in Arabic means "son of", so his name means "Osama the son of Laden".
America will kick Osama bin Laden's ass.
by Fangsta March 18, 2003
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Carrier Landings

A Navy game involving a long flat table and, generally, a lot of beer. Participants run toward the table and dive onto it face-first. The goal is to arrive safely and not slide off the end. Refinements such as the need to engage "arresting gear" with one’s toes, "crash and smash" teams using pitchers of beer to extinguish post-crash fires, etc., are common.
If we get fucked up enough we can play carrier landings.
by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005
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osama bin ladin

Dead!!!!!!
Guy:guess What osama bin ladin is??

Guy 2: What??

Guy: Dead!!!
by juanitada 2nd May 24, 2011
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laming

Used in the game Star Wars Jedi knight Jedi Academy. The act off attacking someone with their saber down or chat bubble up.
omfg laming n00b. admin sleep him
by cyborg096 July 28, 2006
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