Kyled

to invent a wildly inaccurate number so as to make a partisan point.

Based upon Arizona Sen. John Kyl's assertion that abortions accounted for "well over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does" In fact, abortions represent approximately 3 percent, according to Planned Parenthood's statistics.

He Kyled Alicia when he told her that 78 percent of serious crimes are committed by paroled felons. She totally believed his lie.

by ecurgus May 2, 2011

Kyled

To choke someone/something unwantedly with much force

Stay away from him, He totally kyled Penelope last night.

by Paddleboardpals June 28, 2019

Kyled

Getting Kyled is when you inadvertently become stuck alone in a conversation with your co-worker Kyle, who talks incessantly to you about things you don’t care about.

Dude, hurry up to lunch, I’m getting Kyled so bad right now.

by UCGOD July 23, 2019

Kyled

When you inadvertently become stuck alone in a conversation with your co-worker Kyle who incessantly talks to you about things that you care nothing about.

Dude, I’m getting Kyled so hard right now.

by UCGOD July 23, 2019

kyled

When you fuck around and find out.

Did you hear about that rioter who got kyled yesterday?

by AnonOf/pol/ September 15, 2020

Kyledile tears

When you fake crying to get out of trouble in a court of law

Everyone knew he was guilty despite the kyledile tears

by GIJOSE November 15, 2021

Kyled

To have fucked around and found out

Stupid dude tried to hit me, He got Kyled.

by ME!13 November 19, 2021