Kankles

When the calf is merged with the foot and the person has no ankle. They are like coffee cans.

That girl is so fat and she has kankles to top it off.

by D Baron June 11, 2007

kankles

when the ankle bone is not defined on the leg,thus it is a kankle!!

looks like u only have a calf and then foot!!!!ya dont have to be fat to have them!!its just a default!

by zlim July 28, 2005

kankle

where the calf fat ends and the ankle fat starts. It's like two seperate countries forming to make one huge giant nasty country.

damn dude look at that kankle!!

yeah thats fucking gross i cant tell where the calf fat ends and the ankle fat starts

by kanklejudgefudge June 19, 2009

kankles

the freakish comingling of ankles and calves which forms a long, blob-like arc down a fatty's leg.

Chris Wimer has kankles.

by bee-dub December 28, 2005

Kankles

where your ankles look really fat and like "kegs," hence Kankles... (kegs and ankles)

"wow her ankles look HUGE in this photo"
"yeah, just like kegs..."
"LOL, cronic KANKLES"

by Sarah Coolbeans December 18, 2009

Kankle Bandit

A person who enjoys having sex with the fat rolls of a kankle. Often used as an insult

oh my god i hate Karren so much, shes such a kankle bandit

by M@son July 7, 2008

kunkelfruit

Described in Benjamin Kunkel's novel Indecision, kunkelfruit is a magic fruit that, once tasted, grants a person the power to see the entire life history of any product--who made it, how they made it, from what and where--that he or she touches.

Did you read that kunkelfruit article on McDonald's Big Mac?

by S. J. Miller November 30, 2006