Krispy Kreme Kock

Noun, when one's penis is so dry and brittle but the ejaculation is surprisingly so fluid and fresh that its described like tasting or taking a krispy kreme donut
"Yo I saw this dope ass hentai, ugly bastard oc, and he had that magnum dong I swear"
"Sounds like he had a krispy kreme kock"
by Yeeyeedadlefme October 07, 2020
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krispy kreme donut hand

when you're done beating your dick and your hand looks like a freshly glazed krispy kreme donut
"no don't come in the bathroom, i've got krispy kreme donut hand, bro"
by imakegob00m911 December 01, 2022
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Krispy Kreme Glazed Donut

When a man and a woman do the naughty dog productions and the man makes Krispy Kreme icing and cakes the donut. Now that the kids are gone, where a man and a woman bounce on each other until the man reaches his moaning period and spunks in or on the pussy.
Oh my god I turned that bitch Beth's pussy into a Krispy Kreme Glazed Donut last night.
by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023
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Krispy Kreme Lit Boobs

Ugh this gc is such a Krispy Kreme Lit Boobs
by Yes ma’am April 18, 2019
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Crispy kreme

When you nut on her lip and then she kisses you
I heard your cousin got a good old crispy kreme bro!
by Boot Ass hunter October 24, 2017
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Boston Kreme

When having a menage-a-trois one person takes their fingers and shoves them in the person's ass and gets shit on them to wipe it on their partner's back and the other one cums in the mouth creating the Boston Kreme.
I gave Becky a Boston Kreme with my buddy, Jimmy last night.
by AdolfObama November 29, 2019
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Krispy Kreme

A Krispy Kreme is a deviant sexual act in which a person beholding a penis ejaculates around the asshole of another person. The ejaculate is then left to dry, leaving a glazing in between the sweet cheeks of the ejaculatee. Once the glaze has hardened to the desired consistency, the ejaculator (or others) proceed(s) to gobble the Krispy Kreme resembling sphincter.
Person 1 "Thank you for dinner, is there any dessert?",

Person 2 "Yes, here's a Krispy Kreme Dave and I prepared earlier" *Pulling down pants to reveal shiny glazed rectum*.
by EnthusiasticBaking January 14, 2025
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