(Noun) A sexual act in which the giving party dips their hand in elmer's glue, then proceeds to coat their hand in rice krispies. After the hand is thoroughly coated, the giving party proceeds to give the receiving party a handjob with the aforementioned hand.
Not to be confused with a popper, which is a very similar act, but with popcorn kernels which are heated in the oven at 425° Fahrenheit for about 10 minutes in the place of rice krispies.
Not to be confused with a popper, which is a very similar act, but with popcorn kernels which are heated in the oven at 425° Fahrenheit for about 10 minutes in the place of rice krispies.
by ted_cruz_isthezodiackiller July 31, 2017
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Johnny was a bad boy and had unprotected Rice Krispies sex, and had his stump of a empty penis removed. Don't get Rice Krispies STD!
by Turkeymash October 2, 2014
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by Suca Mawong June 24, 2009
Get the Rice Krispy mug.When you put a doughnut(s) around your penis and allow a fat woman/women to eat it off, all while licking the sweet icing off of said penis.
by StiffyMeat July 12, 2014
Get the Krispy kremer mug.Toasted rice cereal. A Kellogg's brand, it features three moderately terrifying elves on the front of it's blue box.
Though their hats clearly label them as Snap, Crackle, and Pop, it is widely believed to be lie. For one things, these 'elves' have acted as the mascots for the cereal for several decades, leading one to speculate as to how they seem never to age. Do they consume the souls of the leaving, or possibly have access to the infamous Kellog's Immortality Serum? We may never know.
As a cereal, Rice Krispies is rather mediocre. The density of the puffed rice can vary greatly. It seems that the larger the box, the less dense the rice - resulting in a less substantial and less enjoyable meal-time experience. The taste is also fairly bland - people often add sugar to spice things up a bit.
Though their hats clearly label them as Snap, Crackle, and Pop, it is widely believed to be lie. For one things, these 'elves' have acted as the mascots for the cereal for several decades, leading one to speculate as to how they seem never to age. Do they consume the souls of the leaving, or possibly have access to the infamous Kellog's Immortality Serum? We may never know.
As a cereal, Rice Krispies is rather mediocre. The density of the puffed rice can vary greatly. It seems that the larger the box, the less dense the rice - resulting in a less substantial and less enjoyable meal-time experience. The taste is also fairly bland - people often add sugar to spice things up a bit.
Die Hard wouldn't have been nearly as good if Bruce Willis only had to walk in bare feet over Rice Krispies.
by Flatuloso April 17, 2004
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Get the krispy mug.After consuming a dozen hot doughnuts and a gallon of milk in less than 30 minutes, you race to skeet in your bitch's face (by titty fucking, of course) before you puke on her.
The Krispy Kremer I gave my wife last night after dinner ended in white-stuff being spewed all over her face . . and it wasn't my jizz.
by Carol Sullivan April 3, 2009
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