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Kill me tonight!

A slightly dated Jewish expression of anger, disgust, dismay or frustration, literally meaning "I don't want to live to see tomorrow!"- (probably pretty much equivalent to something along the lines of "For fuck's sake!") I first heard this expression being used by my now, ex-girlfriend's stepmum.
"Oy vey! I can't believe she's invited that prat round here again! Kill me tonight!"
by Joe_Schmuck September 9, 2018
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Pls kill me

This is what you say to somebody when you're in a bad situation.

Also used when you are fucked up.
-Hey boi, Have you studied for the exam?
+What exam?
-Tomorrow's exam.
+*Pls kill me*.
by SufferingBoi666 May 3, 2018
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kill me

kill me its a sentence to say when you are bored or when you want to laught or for kill yourself or you want to insult a guy
😂 kill me kid lol.
Im bored of this life kill me.
Oh lol its very funny kill me.
U so annoying so i want to kill me.
by zV orbx me Vz December 10, 2019
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kill me

When you do something embarassing or you don't give a fuck about your life.
Farts while sitting next to crush.

Me: Oh Lord, please kill me!
by DestroyD May 25, 2019
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pls kill me

the thing you say when you've heard a really bad joke
Example: Bob-How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

Benny-Oh god pls kill me
by yeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetYEET October 15, 2019
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the pain was killing me

" the pain was killing me". It refers to some kind of illness which is really hurt in any part of the body.
" the pain was killing me". I have a real headache! It is awful!
by Mechita February 14, 2017
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Kill me

Kill me is a phrase used usually in situations where the user is in a hard place or a tough time. he will usually use this word to tell someone that he hates what is going on and he feels sick, annoyed, frustrated etc.

So for the humorless people that think its a sign he might want to commit dying, it not, its just a way to describe your emotions of such situations.
Dude 1: hey, man we have a test today that's like 30% of our grade
Dude 2: yo, kill me, like why would our teacher to that to us??
teacher: fuck you kid, im here to ruin lives, get rekt ez gg
by Pussydetroyer101 October 22, 2020
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