Kiddy Cruncher

A Synonym for Kiddy fiddler. More commonly known as a Paedophile or nonce

That man touching kids. He's a kiddy cruncher

by Anonymous Legend July 31, 2019

kiddie speed

Prescription stimulants given to children with ADD/ADHD, and usually sold on the illegal drug market as well.

Concerta, Ritalin, and Adderall are brand names of kiddie speed.

by Pyrolysis January 21, 2008

Kiddie Pool

1) A small pool about 10 feet in diameter usually used for small children
2) When a male ejaculates on a woman's or man's belly button and then proceeds to slap his penis on the belly button, creating a splashing effect.

1) I went to Wal*Mart to pick up the kiddie pool.

2) I gave my girlfriend a kiddie pool last night and stained the sheets.

by Nav July 18, 2003

kiddie porn

Pornographic material featuring legally under-age participants (relative either to the laws of either the viewer's residence or the place of filming). This term can apply to a home-made sex video produced by an under-age couple as much as it can apply to something featuring and produced by a paedophilic or ephebophilic adult.

Viewers preferring this material are likely to be under-age themselves and seeking erotica of their own age group rather than material which would, for them, be teleiophilic or gerontophilic.

When I was an adolescent, I sought what was labelled as 'kiddie porn' to be gratified by the activity of a couple my own age rather than being a teleiophile.

by Kyle Lees February 09, 2007

Kiddie Boner

What a male person gets when they experience something that excites them a little bit.

Chris: Man, that roller coaster ride was the best one yet!

Ryan: Meh, it only gave me a kiddie boner.

by theindiearmy August 10, 2011

kiddy fiddler

a sick person who touches kids. they do stuff to children, unnatural stuff.

My dad is a kiddy fiddler. He should be put in jail.

by sonni vitalle January 14, 2008

kiddy fiddler

the person in the white candy van that keeps following me. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HE IS SPEEDING UP TO ME AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH MY BUUM HUURTS AAAAAAAHHHH HE IS PUTTING CREAM IN MY BUM

the kiddy fiddler plays fortnite

by AlexGuyTh April 10, 2020