french Kayak

a sexual act where the male puts his testicles inside the females vagina and proceeds to "row" his penis in a back and forth motion.

bob asked his girlfriend if he could take her on a French Kayak, little did she know it had nothing to do with water.

by kayaker February 12, 2010

Keyko

A smart, beautiful, witty girl with gorgeous brown eyes who loves to cuddle.

It's cold out outside, we should call a keyko.

by alice jane ayres November 22, 2010

keyandra

Independent, loyal, caring, unbothered and very loving individual

Keyandra gives zero fucks about your thoughts and feelings

by Kekekekeyloco June 6, 2021

floating kayak

When in a 3-some, 1 guy fucks doggy, and the other is getting head from the girl/guy (the kayak). The girl/guy is in mid air and looks like a kayak.

Pablo: dude, me and Felix made a floating kayak out of that chick Maria.

Jamal: Yo, let me come next time, i'd like to stick my goliath in that chicks bodunkadunk.

by Punto Sanchez June 11, 2006

Whitewater kayaking

The most exhilirating sport in the world where basically a kayaker puts his/herself inside a small boat made out of plastic than continues to hurl themselves down rapids. It is highly enjoyable. Its way better than flatwater.

Laura: Lets go whitewater kayaking.
Torie: I have a passion for movie water.
Rob: Fucking right.

by little.elph January 30, 2006

douche kayak

A person who is a douche, but you enjoy hanging out with them. One step above a douche canoe.

"I like hanging out with Tom and he is fun but he is still a douche."
"I know me too, he's a douche kayak."

by dk4lifee March 26, 2010

kayak

A verb describing the act of swiping your hand like a credit card in an upward stroke over a persons genitals. This is normally done for shock value to a person who is not expecting it. One also screams "KA-YAK" while swiping a victim.

"That nagger, Laura, wouldn't pay attention....so I gave that hatchet wound a kayak she will never forget!"

by H. Cain October 2, 2007