the opposite of cool. used usually to describe a person or their actions. Usually said to a freind when someone does something kewl, so the kewl person thinks you're calling them cool, when really they are just kidding themselves. Kewl is sometimes said the way it is spelled out as K-E-W-L.

Holy shit, that kid is so fuckin kewl.

by Gnarly Gnate Mcgnar March 21, 2008

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Kewl

1. An extremely bland and narcissistic way to say the word "cool" with all the enthusiasm deflated out of it. In effect, the negation of all those brats in commercials that say, "COOL!" to a pair of sneakers, hot pockets, or quaker oat bars.

2. An inside joke or commentary that can be used directly, yet secretly, to someone truly despised.

3. A descriptive term used to define something that has a decidedly thirteen-year-old, teeny-bopper quality.

1. mommy- "Honey, me and your white trash daddy who beats me up all the time are gonna get together and have another baby."

son- "kewl."

2. "Wow, jackson! You are so kewl!"

3. "OMG, Tiger Beat magazine is so fucking kewl!"

by Mr. ES August 21, 2009

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