kernersville

The place no one knows of and no one cares about. A small town in North Carolina located right in the middle of everything. 5 minutes from Winston-Salem and 10 minutes from Greensboro. A place where you can find the incredibly rich and the incredibly poor all in the same place and only 2 minutes away from each other. Where local high school students have nothing better to do than go to Dennys then to Walmart at 3 A.M. The only place with a shit hole 3 Dollar Cinema that shows anything but good movies. The only place where the cops do stop in old parking lots or go behind old buildings to share a dozen dounuts or smoke the weed they confiscated from the 6th grade girl whos carring her baby down the side walk to closest chink mart. The only place where the two rival high schools compete in everything from sports to who has the most STDs, the most gays and lesbians, and right down to who has the most teachers in prision for sleeping with students. A place that is quickly becoming the largest cluster fuck in the nation.

Lets go get some 5th grade girls pregnant in Kernersville.

by nimajneB April 13, 2005

Kernt

A slang word to make the word c*nt more socially acceptable. Mainly derived and used in the North East of England.

Generally used in he more jovial sense and you couldn't replace the venom associated with the real word useage.

upon repeatedly flicking his best friends ear, Bob was scolded by Adam with:

"Bob man stop being such a kernt"

by leadinglight May 8, 2012

kernage

when large amounts of popcorn is put in your crotch area.

Look she has kernage...

by wildcat fan October 8, 2009

kernhead

A native of Cornwall which is called "Kernow" in the Cornish language.

I was born and brought up in Cornwall, I am a kernhead through and through.

by Roopybabe November 24, 2013

Buttcorn Kernel

A Buttcorn Kernel is what describes that itchy feeling in your butt after you thought you had wiped properly earlier but actually did not. It feels almost like there are popcorn kernels in your sphincter; and it sure does itch.

"Damn dude...I got some serious buttcorn kernels right now."

"You should probably find a bathroom and take care of that post haste."

by Turdmit The Great Destroyer February 14, 2019

kernob

Meaning knob, but more effective, long and drawn out when used as an insult.

Pioneered by chaucer in his canterbury tales which included such choice lines as "the knight had he a smalle knob" (or something like that). Anyway, those crazy olde english cats pronounced the Ks and kernob was born.

Particularly effective when used after the target has just left - look at your remaining chums, roll your eyes and destroy them in one word (two syllables mind- emphasis should be on 1st syll obv). Ter-wat is also used but not quite as effective

Luke: *blah blah blah blah blah* (talking crap)

Laura: I think you're wrong

Luke (angry): I don't care, fuck off

Laura: 1 word, 2 syllables....

Luke (sarcastically): ummm, oooh, im not sure what u could be about to say...!? stop using that stupid word it'll never catch on (stomps off)

Laura: kernob

LAUGHTER

by ben doherty May 18, 2006

kerny

Ginger pre-pubescent teenager from Clipperstown in Carrickfergus, Northern Ireland. He is horny 24/7 but has never got laid, and he also drives a Renault Clio and never uses 4th and 5th gears, therefore constantly reving the crap out of the engine.

Please Note: He is ginger

Q: Where is kerny today?
A: Probably jerking off to dumpster porn.

*Car revs past college*
That would be Kerny

by Matthew Kernohan January 17, 2008