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kelli newson

also known as the sweet angel,funny,loud oh and annoying at times centre of attention until her better half is in the house than he takes over the role.enjoys gagging,needs a hair style ;)
by wile.e.coyote super genius February 3, 2010
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Keillored

When you're expecting one thing, but get another, unpleasant thing instead.

Origin: When turning the radio to NPR and hearing Garrison Keillor's Prairie Home Companion instead of news or another program.
I turned on NPR the other day and thought Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me would be on, but I got Keillored.
by 298ckc9f9392k September 14, 2010
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KellanTalBot

KellanTalBot is a corrupt robot that was unfortunately corrupt in 2017. He likes to play games, he has no intelligent or whatever, so we can say that KellanTalBot is bad at games. He likes to bully everyone! That's why he was corrupt and destroyed by everyone. P.S. He didn't have friends, because he's a bad robot. He is also a pedophile.
Leo: Oi! Is that KellanTalBot?
Dykie: WAT? I thought he got destroyed!
Leo: No he didn't! He must be revived to bully us!
Dykie: We must kill him!
by SnifflesEatsAnts August 9, 2018
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The Kelleher

An overbearing oaf who is the class clown. He is someone who loves to be the centre of attention but never quite gets there.

He is loveable for his clumsiness and entertaining attempt at life
Oh here comes The Kelleher, is he a goof
by tiddlywink7 October 26, 2015
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Helen Keller’s Rinnegan

contrary to popular belief, Helen Keller actually had rinnegans in the early stages of her life. Helen Keller was a very skilled shinobi of the village hidden in the mist and single-handedly ended the 12th great shinobi war. sadly, about a month after the 12th great shinobi war ended, both of her rinnegans were stolen by imdontai.
Boy: Hellen Keller would have gone down as one of the greatest shinobi to ever exist if Imdontai wouldn’t have stolen her rinnegans.
Girl: Yeah, Helen Keller’s Rinnegans would have made her overpowered.
by lilspacedonkey February 22, 2021
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Dirty Hellen Keller

The act of taking a shit on your significant others eyes and ears
Hey dude I met this chick at the bar the other night and she told me to give her a dirty Hellen Keller, and all I know is that it turned into a really shitty situation...
by TheMartini88 September 24, 2015
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I. J. Kelley

(ahy-vuhn; Russ. ee-vahn) (kel-ee),

1982 - Present, Landscape Architect, American Icon, and fashion trend setter; U.S. citizen; most notably credited with the invention of the popped-collar which to date has been responsible for nearly 7% of the entire GDP of the United States between the years of 2001 - 2005. Despite the undisputed economic gains which resulted from the initial jolt in sales of Polo shirts, respected economists both home and abroad are now tributing the economic collapse of 2008 to I.J. Kelley based on fundamental evidence indicating many homeowners began defaulting on their mortgages in order to divert personal income toward excessive numbers of "pop-able" collared shirts; Academy award for role in Waterworld 1993.
Oh man am I glad I followed in the footsteps of I. J. Kelley and started popping my collar, otherwise my neck would be getting uber sunburned right now!
by J. Fehr. November 12, 2010
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