Keillored

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When you're expecting one thing, but get another, unpleasant thing instead.

Origin: When turning the radio to NPR and hearing Garrison Keillor's Prairie Home Companion instead of news or another program.

I turned on NPR the other day and thought Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me would be on, but I got Keillored.

Keillored by 298ckc9f9392k September 14, 2010

Words you can keep

Kellered

Engaging in or witnessing sexual interactions involving ocular enthusiast and foremost god of gay porn, Colby Keller.

Results include being overcome by a combination of lust, awe, emotional fulfillment, and mild to moderate asphyxia. Similar to the experience of eating a large and lovely cake.

Tommy has had a spring in his step since he got Kellered last Tuesday.

Kellered by I saw penis March 7, 2014

Related Words

Keillored • kellered • keillor • Killore • killtred • helen kellered • Hellen Kellered • Essendon Keillor College • Serial Killered • kill fred

Hellen Kellered

The level of drunkenness one reaches when he/she is blacked out and is no longer able to pronunciate words in any sort of fashion. In other words the persons are blind / deaf / dumb.

Sir Tommy Pickles: Dude, check out Roxy! She's hitting on everyone, falling all over the place and I can't even understand a word she's saying.

Mo'Nasty: I know dude! She is completely "Hellen Kellered" right now.

Hellen Kellered by KingKrule January 2, 2012

Kellered

To be so drunk that one is unable to speak, see, or hear, such as how Helen Keller was unable to do any of those things.

"Yo man I'm gonna get soooo kellered tonight that I'm still gonna be drunk when I go to work tomorrow."

Kellered by Lorne Park Drinking Team June 9, 2007

Hellen Kellered

When you are getting head, and pull your dick out and cum in the girls eyes. While you're doing this you clap you're hands over her ears (ya know hard enough so she cannot hear for a little bit). Now she can't see or hear, just like Hellen Keller!

I Hellen Kellered your Mom last night.

Hellen Kellered by Pat Phillips April 20, 2008

Hellen Kellered

When you pull a lower vehicle into a spot with a curb and feel your way forward until you hit something.

Collin Powell totally Hellen Kellered that curb with his $97K Fisker Karma.

Hellen Kellered by Jalopnik December 26, 2011

Essendon Keillor College

A local high school where year 10 date year 8

Essendon Keillor College - Mohammed Hassen and meyron

Essendon Keillor College by Ekc _unknown October 17, 2018

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026