Wendy keeling

A woman who is very experienced and has a chewbacca liked husband who shags dustbins for fun

Wendy is a top donny with tits bigger than my future

Wow Wendy keeling is so nice

by Connor blakely September 11, 2018

keel

Street slang for E.L. Fudge double stuff cookies.

Hey girl, you going to the store? Pick me up some keel while you're there. And milk.

by CrazyMook October 3, 2020

Keeling

To describe normally a great keeper and has lots of theatrics when he is in goal. The Manuel Neuer of school football

This guy is a Keeling. Top level keeper

by KlawDabbe July 26, 2019

Keel

English slang of kill your self. Or kill my self

Ewww Esmé, your so ugly go keel
I might as well just keel

by Abigail-Esmé January 20, 2018

Keel Hauling

When having sex, you pull out your penis and drag it across their butt and/or vagina

Right before I came I started keel hauling

by TiddyBandit October 24, 2022

Liam Keel

Liam Keel, alias L Money, is a sick bastard who makes rape fetish porn on tiktok of him impregnating the ponies from MLP and expects everyone to love him.

He says he will be the “next Michael Jackson,” and assumes everyone will agree. He is so deep into his delusion that he thinks he has a fan base.

Liam Keel is insane

L Money got fluttershy pregnant, and then abandoned her to give birth alone

by SkintoSkin November 21, 2023

keel owa

To ,keel owa, is to keel over or to fall over. Mostly used by the north east of England (,pwhar, lads ye kna what's gan) but is mainly used to say that if you don't get something right now that you might pass out. I use it way too often as a joke but it's getting a bit scary how much I use it.

Me: ,phwar, if I dinny get a fag rite now am canny gonna ,keel owa,

My American friend: what

by yourabsolutemam December 28, 2021