What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
by QuacksO October 16, 2020
Get the You can "keel" me latermug. Very VIGOROUS, FAST, and ANGRY sex with a boy on boy or boy on girl but the catch is you're not in love with them because it's transactional sex made famous by Liam Keel's rough sex fantasies and it's practically you both fighting while jumping and thrusting to make the other cum first.
I'm stoked to Do The Liam Keel with my best friend's sister's best friend. Loser who cums first buys the meal after... I've been training with edging for longer...
by Liams Bank July 2, 2025
Get the Do The Liam Keelmug. Liam Keel 2024 or Liam Keel 4 Oregon, was the My Little Pony creator Liam Keel's political campaign for the position of Oregon Secretary of State in the 2024 Oregon general election where he ran on a platform of fully legalizing Psilocybin (for recreational use), raising teacher's salaries, as well as promising to defy the federal government's TikTok ban, most famously also promising men in Oregon the government would create a program to pay women to be surrogate mother's for their children if they couldn't find a willing partner.
Liam Keel was a write in candidate on November 5th, 2024.
Liam Keel was a write in candidate on November 5th, 2024.
by Liams Bank July 30, 2025
Get the Liam Keel 2024mug. 
To ,keel owa, is to keel over or to fall over. Mostly used by the north east of England (,pwhar, lads ye kna what's gan) but is mainly used to say that if you don't get something right now that you might pass out. I use it way too often as a joke but it's getting a bit scary how much I use it.
by yourabsolutemam December 28, 2021
Get the keel owamug. Liam Keel, alias L Money, is a sick bastard who makes rape fetish porn on tiktok of him impregnating the ponies from MLP and expects everyone to love him.
He says he will be the “next Michael Jackson,” and assumes everyone will agree. He is so deep into his delusion that he thinks he has a fan base.
He says he will be the “next Michael Jackson,” and assumes everyone will agree. He is so deep into his delusion that he thinks he has a fan base.
by SkintoSkin November 21, 2023
Get the Liam Keelmug. The most violent despicable evil specimen of human nature to ever walk the Earth.Avoid at all costs. His power surges from bathing in the blood of his victims
by Sebabble September 22, 2025
Get the Evil Keelmug.