knocking on heavens door

When you are masturbating and you accidentally hit your testicles with your fist.

Guy 1:"Have you ever knocked on heavens door?"
Guy 2: "Dude, i accidentally went knocking on heavens door last night and i was in pain for hours".

by Robo0000222 March 2, 2017

Knocking a grant out

Code for stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure

I'm going knocking a grant out

by S13rev February 5, 2023

Slobbin Knockers

Huge tits that are large, but too big to be considered attractive.

randy:"dude that chick has huge tits"
brad:"yea, too bad they're slobbin knockers though."

by peanutbuttermansux June 23, 2016

Fran is knocked

This phrase stems from the saying "Knocked em! Knocked em!" many fortnite players use it when eliminating an opponent. Fran comes from the name of a participant on season two of a show called 'The Island with Bear Grylls'. On one of the episodes Fran faints. Fran's unconscious body looked similar to a "knocked" player on fortnite. Therefore, Fran is knocked.
One can use this phrase in the same manner they would use "roasted", "that's tuff", or "got em". After something bad or unfortunate happens to someone is the preferable time to use this phrase.

Example #1:
*Your little sister falls down the stairs*
You: "Fran is knocked! Fran is knocked!" *laughs*
*your little sisters continues crying*

Example #2:
*Your friend and the weird kid are actively roasting each other and your friend comes with some heat*
You: "Dang Fran is knocked!"
*weird kid reaches into his backpack while humming pumped up kicks*

by QuirkyGurl06 March 31, 2022

knocking on the back door

Pressing the tip of one's erect penis against a woman's anus in the hope that she'll agree to anal sex. This technique is futile 99.753% of the time, but persists due to the collective male delusion that women secretly love to be invaded in this way.

Boyfriend: (knocking on the back door)

Girlfriend: How many times do I have to tell you??? Get that thing away from there!!!

by Carl Pinkerton May 16, 2009

ring knocker

Graduate of one of the United States' military service academies, which operate as collegiate institutions.

Use of term is said to be especially prominent among graduates of the U.S. Naval Academy (Annapolis, Maryland).

Among U.S. military officers, they're known as "ring knockers" because they proudly wear the big, gold class rings they earned when they graduated from one of America's military academies. (TIME magazine, April 2001)

by al-in-chgo June 15, 2013

Knock em dead

Do great, succeed, achieve above and beyond expectations

Johnny is nervous about his Recital.

"Knock em dead boy, you'll do great" his mom yelled from the car.

by Kotus May 21, 2011