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Kansas weather

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Weather that changes quickly and dramatically from a time span of 2 days to 5 minutes. Typically happens in winter, but can happen in multiple seasons.
Jenni: I had to get sunscreen AND a winter coat in the same day!
Mick: Yeah, what's up with this Kansas weather?!?
by Heather L July 22, 2008
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When you have a girl shart in your face covering you in dusty shit particles.
Last night I had Sarah over and she gave me the nastiest Kansas Dust Bowl ever. I washed my face for 20 minutes to get it off.
by loafnaround September 7, 2020
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The act of spinning your dick in a lasso fashion whilst soft and hitting another person with it. Typically performed while wearing cowboy clothing and it is usually done in erotic porn scenes.
Joseph: Damn I just did the Kansas City Cockwhip on this girl.
Gabriel: Ah yes, very nice.
by BitcoinBaller December 28, 2017
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KANSAS TURDPILE

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Former name of the Kansas Turnpike. In the 1970s the road was in terrible shape, and many people called it the Kansas Turdpike. I refined the word into the Kansas Turdpile. Several years later, the toll road bonds from the early 1950s were paid off, but they left the tolls on, so there were vast amounts of money for repairs. Now they are anal about repairing even the tiniest glitch, and we no longer call it the Turdpile, although I accidentally forget sometimes.
When the Kansas Turdpile opened in 1956 (it wasn't a turdpile yet, as described above), and for several years afterward, the speed limit was 80. At the same time the regular interstates in Kansas, which were vastly better designed expressways, had a speed limit of 75. Today both are 70.
by andy1 June 15, 2007
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kansas city shuffle

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Can be used in relation to anything involving distraction and misdirection by which you get everyone to look one way, while whatever you're doing involves going the other way.
When everyone else moves right, you move left. That is what a Kansas City Shuffle is.
by Maness May 14, 2006
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kansas city shuffle

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When you look left and Bruce Willis snaps your neck
The Kansas City Shuffle is when everyone looks left....
::unsuspecting sap looks left::
::Snap::
by Midboss December 10, 2006
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Kansas Shitty

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Derogatory nickname for "Kansas City". Missouri or Kansas, take your pick.
I got my car stolen in Kansas Shitty a few months ago.
by James H. Harding May 24, 2008
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