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Jort

The word “jort” short for jorteous, meaning; loser bozo boy
You suck so bad at this game, you jort!
by mafialord February 23, 2022
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struggle jorts

Struggle Jorts: anytime jorts are worn outside of urban areas as a tactical article. Such as rural areas. The uniform of a streamer that stands on business.
Example: That Omega Chad Twitch streamer went camping and slept in his struggle jorts and huntin' cap to avoid skeeters.
by Thewizardcapallday June 17, 2024
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National Jorts Day

You: “what Do we wear tomorrow?” (it’s April 4th)
Ms. Farrell: Jorts duh it’s national Jorts day!”
by Ueded April 5, 2024
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Mordan Jort

Mordan Jort is a bad ass he slays all the puss dog his friends usually call him Jordan TPS now you may be asking jordan what the fuck does TPS stand for now this stands for “The pussy slayer” jordan is a rare species this one in particular comes in all shapes and sizes this is the father jordan usually the fastest fuck of them all. Jordan/Mordan gets all the botches so watch out he might take ya chick dog
Mordan Jort- This one faggot named Mordan Jort fucked my girl last night dawg i caught that hoe cheating Mordan Jort is one pussy slayer 😤😤
by Mordan Jort March 10, 2019
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jort mathijssen

He is a beauty the best person in the world. He looks like he Just came from heaven. Every girl likes him but hé only likes 1 girl Anna.
I'm in love with Jort Mathijssen or as i say it i'm in love with God.
by Jort lekker ding October 26, 2017
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Jort

by AsianMonkeh October 25, 2023
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jort emergency

when you need to immediately on the go turn your pants into a pair of jorts.
john: my pants are inside out
rick: looks like a jort emergency!
by t5q34ergresg August 14, 2024
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