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Jort

A Dutch name for a extremely hot feller with blonde hair and blue eyes.
Most Jort’s also own a PlayStation 5 from Sony.
Jort is een lekker ding (Jort is a hot piece of ass)
by Geiletijger November 22, 2021
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Jort

He is looking nice and patatic, always trains but goes every day to the mac or kfc, when there are random people jort is the shy guy
Person1: hey jort
Jort: …(shy guy)
by Bernatdk November 22, 2021
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Jort

Is tall, handsome and strong. Symbol for a masculine godly man.
Why does everyone fall in love with a Jort?
by Fierljepper420 November 22, 2021
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Jort shart

v./n. - A shart that happens while wearing jorts
v: Oh, gross! That dude just jort shart!
n: Steve's lactose intolerant and he had a real nasty jort shart earlier. That's what he gets for wearing jorts and eating a tub of ice cream.
by CArthur June 20, 2021
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jorts

Jorts is a majestic sexy queen who is married to nail horan but has often orgys with THE pentagon. jorts is to good for any man besides harry
The Jorts girl is the hottest female I have ever seen.
by shmitters April 29, 2022
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Dave Jorts

Cutting pockets and pant legs out of jeans thinking you're still in your 20s, but you're not. Cutting shorts too short will cause blindness to those around you.
Men over 40 love showing off the new and improved Dave Jorts, with out permission.
by Letemburn May 2, 2022
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Jorts

The unholy combination of jeans and shorts. Worn mainly by balding, fat men who are going through a midlife crisis.
Your mom sucked me good through my Jorts”
by CancerousRodent November 19, 2022
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