Girl 1: So who's this new guy you're dating?
Girl 2: Oh, just some guy called Jonathan.
Girl 1: Dibs on Maid of Honor.
Girl 2: Oh, just some guy called Jonathan.
Girl 1: Dibs on Maid of Honor.
by cannacoop7 June 23, 2013
a Jonathan is a smart, handsome, caring boy that will always be there for you no matter what. He has blue eyes, blonde hair and KILLER abs!!!!!! He is really funny and will always make you laugh. He is also AWESOME at bed and has a huge dick.... :)))) He is loyal and super sweet he will always do things to make you smile whenever you feel bad and will give you nice, tight hugs to make you feel better again. <3333
by crAzyyyy assSSSS Bitttchhh February 07, 2022
Jonathan’s are really caring and they will try they’re best to make you happy in every way. They take good care of their hearts and take their time to find the perfect girl. A Jonathan and a Yedith are a great power couple!!
“I wish Jonathan was my boyfriend”
“Does he have a girlfriend??? Damn she must be lucky”
“Is her name Yedith, wow, that’s a great couple right there”
“I wish Jonathan was my boyfriend”
“Does he have a girlfriend??? Damn she must be lucky”
“Is her name Yedith, wow, that’s a great couple right there”
by Therealmexicangirl November 16, 2018
He is a smart kid. Loves Eating although he is intelligent he loves to annoy others and doesn’t know when to stop.He is also sometimes a bully online .
by Reinoso April 14, 2019
The Literal definition of a MC, This man can do anything and hilariously get away from it. Jonathan have the uncanny ability to avoid any danger. Be friends with this man, you will die if you don't.
by PlsBuffLayla May 31, 2019
Jonathan is a real nigga dat don't play games when it come 2 his girl if u fucc her he will SH00T YO A$$ UP N0 CAP He Is thirsty as a MF and will always go 4 dat a$$ , is funny, great kisser, ain't n0 virgin ,THE G.O.A. T at 2k a sneaker head, hypebeast owns alot of money will flex his money when he has the chance and gets heart broken easily 💔 Ain't n0 snitch, doesn't get everything he deserves, The plug, Runs away from the opps if a othe nigga snitches or get in trouble. 👮🏻 Plus do N0T FUCC HIS GURL or dis nigga will shoot yo a$$ up, gets all the hoes and th0ts ,will always get in trouble and rule breaker AND MOST IMPORTANTLY his dick is ENORMOUS.
Person 1: damn is dat Jonathan
Person 2: O shit damn dat is , run nigga run
Jonathan: nigga bring y0 a$$ 0ver here I got the strap don't play wit me nigga b 4 I shoot y0 a$$
Person 2: (runs away )
Jonathan: he aigth bet nigga (shoots his a$$)
Person 1: O SHIT
Person 2: O shit damn dat is , run nigga run
Jonathan: nigga bring y0 a$$ 0ver here I got the strap don't play wit me nigga b 4 I shoot y0 a$$
Person 2: (runs away )
Jonathan: he aigth bet nigga (shoots his a$$)
Person 1: O SHIT
by The_plug25fucc12 November 24, 2019
Jonathan can also be defined as god, or god like. In simple terms... you shall bow down to him willingly.
Jonathan is the greatest.
by Jonathan The Greatest November 10, 2006