johannes nyman helmerius is the most awesome guy in the world. he is a god and he is the greatest pussyslayer in the world. everyone called johannes nyman helmerius is the best and he is the manliest, strongest, smartest, bravest, and coolest guy
by Johannes king March 18, 2017

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

A tall, skinny and well dressed guy that you might not fall in love with at first, but at second sight. He is handsome, but not in an ordinary way. It may take some time for others to realise how beautiful he actually is. But after a while, he makes everyone absolutely obsessed with him.
He is outgoing, interesting and might appear a little weird. But that only contributes to his complex personality.
With him, you are never bored. But be careful, he likes to play.
He is outgoing, interesting and might appear a little weird. But that only contributes to his complex personality.
With him, you are never bored. But be careful, he likes to play.
by Hamletthesecond June 19, 2023

by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025

Johannes Jan Peter is the best husbant, that a woman can wish for. His hands are warm and very big, really soft and manly.
He has an amazing but, that he knows how to use to get attention.
The best part is still his huge loving heart...
He has an amazing but, that he knows how to use to get attention.
The best part is still his huge loving heart...
by peperuda July 13, 2017

wow look at that johanne
by mattabm December 2, 2017

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann Sebastian Bach And Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann Sebastian Bach And Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
