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jizz-spat

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The opposite of swallowage, the act of spitting out, instead of swallowing, a man's jizz-load or cum, after a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth, during the act of fellatio or getting a 'B.J.'. Synonymous with spattage.
Guy: 'Hey, chica, you don't swallow??? WTF?'
Chick: 'Gross, I would never!'
Guy: 'Well, then you better clean up that 'jizz-spat' off of my expensive comforter, slag-face.'
by coozehound72 August 17, 2010
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When a man's member has a large kidney stone pass by ejaculating.
Dang, I had a jizz stone bust off on that ho' da other night; and it knocked that bitch out!
by David!M! January 3, 2006
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Jizz Swiller

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A person who, by nature of their craving for cock juice, will seek out poles to suck. They may even interrupt a nut in progress to capture the jizz for themselves.
I thought Noland was going to work out, by he turned out to be a fucking jizz swiller.
by smoothie March 14, 2003
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jizz summer

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sex with diffrent men all through the summer
shagging different men all through the summer (hence you cud say to ur mates 'i've had a rite jizz summer) e.g. shaggin one guy durin june, then another one in july (obviously you can shag more than one each month depends how good you are haha)
by lia loftus September 6, 2006
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Jizz sock

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When you jizz in your condom after having sex
Girl: what's that?
guy: it's my jizz sock, sock waste : cum
by Guy92 March 25, 2010
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Jizz Soup

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a soup containing blended strawberries and cut up strawberries with some sugar, usually served in lunch meals at schools
Man, that Jizz Soup today at school was the best!
by 190 Loads November 22, 2011
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jizz slurpee

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Falkan's(-see gay) favorite treat on any occasion, or no occasion at all.
My names Falkan and i love slurpeez made of man chowder cuz im such a gay definition superimposer, bastard guy.
by Falkan March 4, 2003
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