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jewish hickey 

when the guy puts his balls on their partners' neck and feels the pulse of their partners' carotid artery
I just received the most sensual jewish hickey of my life.

Jewish Princess 

n. A woman of Jewish faith and/or descent who displays at least two of the following criteria:
a) viciousness
b) greed
c) arrogance
d) vanity
e) social-dominance
f) inability to do minor tasks (i.e. cooking, cleaning, laundry)
g) fragility
h) dishonesty
Did you hear about Herschel? The poor heeb has downed his fifth bottle of Manischewitz because of that wershtuptd Jewish Princess he just married. Oy gevald!
Jewish Princess by Bill Brasky October 4, 2004

jewish cock 

Pj has a jewish cock

Jewish Redneck 

A Jew who lives a lifestyle normally associated with Southerners.

A Jewish redneck drives to synagogue in a pickup truck.
Mike goes to synagogue on Saturday and deer hunting on Sunday. He's such a Jewish Redneck.
Jewish Redneck by am0smoses March 27, 2009

Jewish Geography 

When two or more Jews get together and discuss who knows who's Jewish friends and relatives from where.
Shem tov: You know my brother Morty from New York, he's a doctor, married to Rachael?
Herschel: Yes, I once went out for bagels with him at my cousin Eli's diner in Long Island. Oy, you should have seen the savings!
Passerby: What a Jewish Geography!
Jewish Geography by Alex Blake July 26, 2006

Jewish freedom 

Jewish freedom is when everybody reads about the Holocoast (big letter!) three times a day. When all media is runed by them. When they dictate ups and downs in economy.
Person #1 Hey, why are all media, authors and financial institutions jews? Why do we have the same situation as Hitler described with no discussion?

Persona non grata #2

Fuck you, im jewish! Jewish freedom is what you got!

Jewish freedom by 357magnum April 9, 2009