Jersey

A girl who loves summer, she only needs a pretty setting and some wind in her hair to blow you away. Jersey's are the down-right best lovers you will ever find. She will cuddle you, kiss you, and always support you. She will NEVER cheat, she is very loyal. It is rare to come across a Jersey, so if you do, keep her and never let her go, you can't get anyone better.(You are extra lucky to get her if your name starts with a J or an E)

Lucas:"Hey... I just broke up with Jersey..."
Jonny:"DID YOU SAY JERSEY!"
Lucas:"Yeah..."
Jonny:"WHERE IS SHE , IM GONNA MARRY HER!"

by Urban Kween February 25, 2019

Jersey

SHES VERY VERY INCEST. She’s a great friend and my best friend and only mine. OKAy yeah.
She’s an alpaca and I love her. She has blue eyes and blonde hair. She’s so pretty and HOTTT🥵

Jersey: I have something to tell you
Olivia: What?
Jersey: I’m secretly in love with Caleb

by bigdaddycamel April 30, 2019

jersey

The wildest people of all

Bitch please , i’m from Jersey

by yolojersey July 31, 2019

Jersey

an amazing, loving, kind, beautiful, and incredible person. She is one of the funnest people to be around. She is usually a blonde or brunette. She is so orginal, you can tell me her name. She plays lacrosse and adores everyone. You'll over her if you ever get the chance to meet her.

jersey is amazing

by someone_other_than_you August 21, 2019

Jersey

Jersey is a girl with a good sense of humor, has a great set of thighs and has a very dirty mind.
She comes off as mysterious with her RBF beauty but that’s why people are drawn to her gorgeous smile and laughter.

A girl name Jersey struts by..
Unlucky Guy to another Unlucky Guy :

“I just wanna touch her thighs...”

by That Unlucky Guy At Her School October 7, 2019

Jersey

He is so fucking fine. He is sweet, kind, nice, and sometimes crazy. He's the one that gets the hoes wit the FAT ASS. You dont wanna see the other side of him! He's a menace and he goes CRAZY on the other side!

DAMN, jersey gonna be famous one day. He's gonna get all the chicks

by Snowy too icy December 11, 2019

Jersey

Jersey is a amazing friend. She is smart, pretty, funny and loving. even though she doesn't think. She is amazing at sports. She doesn't care about guys. She believes that all she needs is friends. She loves animals especially COWS. She's also the definition of a crackhead shes so stupid but in a funny way. She can also make you think that she's mad at you even though she loves you. If you know a Jersey you should do everything you can to keep her close.

Me: She's so awesome I wish I was her
Friend: Thats Jersey

by Olivia27 March 17, 2020