Jered Weaver

The best young pitcher in baseball, currently 4-0 with a 1.37 earned run average. Recently optioned to Triple-A Salt Lake because Bill Stoneman and Mike Scioscia are dumbfucks who don't know shit about baseball and think sending down the only consistently good pitcher on the staff will somehow help their last place team. It makes Angel fans sick.

Hey look Jered Weaver piched 7 more shutout innings; let's definitely send him back to the minors.

by disneysucks September 3, 2008

Jarred

- an amaaaazering guy!
- very cute; very sexy; very adoreable; very nice booty;)
- always fun to be with,talk to; is very funny
- is great for holding hands; giving hugs; giving kisses and

making you happy/ happy happy. (best boyfriend everr)
- alwayssssssss thee best!
- lovee of my life :)<3

Me: dont you wish you had a Jarred?? I know you do, but only i can. haa :)

by desireedesiree January 2, 2010

jerek ulvstal

hes an ogre that likes onions, farting, and being gay

"hey jerek ulvstal why are you shoving an onion in your ass

by jerek shrek June 3, 2020

Dirty Jerrell

When a man pleasures you by sticking a piece of fried chicken through a female’s vagina and pours gravy in a female’s ear and drinks the gravy out of the ear

I was at my mans house and he gave me the Dirty Jerrell

by ricewithduhspringroll April 27, 2020

Jerelena

a girl that is shy but an undercover freak,an outgoing church girl.gives it up really easy.really cocky girl.

that girl is such a freak on the downlow shes such a jerelena

by freakkk9089 November 26, 2010

Jefren

Dumb fuck who is good at Overwatch and Fortnite. Asshole sometimes but one of the best friends you could ever have. When he is sick he blames it on you. When you lose a Fortnite match he blames it on you. Very chill and cool friend. One of the best friends you can get.

Isaiah: Can I have some of your lunch please?
Jefren: YOU FRICKIN FRICK.

by AssassinsHyper May 31, 2018

Austin Jarrelle

A lame douche bag that trys to be a player but that isnt possible with his two inch dick mannn. He drinks weed and smokes alcohol in other words he doesnt know what the fuck hes doing; just trys to look cool. He dates girls that look like rats TAYLORRRR and he is uglyy.

Look at Austin Jarrelle sucking that mans dick.

by Pussy licker 22 November 2, 2009