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I like jelly beans

Agent Moron) "Five Thousand dollars for your head alone"

marthur Aorgan) "Want some jelly beans? I like jelly beans"

Agent Rice) "Enjoy your fishing, kid, While you still can"
by LightSwigger March 6, 2024
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Jelly Bean

Guy1: So this fat vato walks up to me and asked if he could have my burrito. I wasn't even eating.

Guy 2: Ah, he must have been a Jelly Bean!
by Stasch42 October 21, 2017
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I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
by imabroomstick September 24, 2025
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