Lore tells us that Jed Bartles was a mysterious antebellum character, a blundering and addled-minded feral boy who appeared in a small village outside of Dallas, confused and girlishly attractive and only capable of simple, everyday reading skills.
Unpossible. A Jed Bartles creation. For many years, critics wondered if perhaps Jed Bartles was an idiot savant actually accessing parts of his brain that the average person could never dream of, creating new and advanced language. His creation of the word 'unpossible' struck some as an gaffe in remembering the real term, impossible. Others conjectured that unpossible didn't mean impossible at all, but was a new word to describe a much more sophisticated notion, that a certain possibility could be negated entirely and turned into its polar opposite, or made 'unpossible'...
After careful study, Jed Bartles was found to have just been mistaken. Twice.
After careful study, Jed Bartles was found to have just been mistaken. Twice.
by Call me Edward Cullen October 17, 2008
by Big_THiccy March 11, 2019
Narcissistic camper type, free loading at a location near you. Often seen filming their stools and getting confused with simple words like caravan or camping.
by Fred Mc Wolfbox February 01, 2018
Juicy Jed
by Hello I’m pathetic Patrick July 27, 2018
by Jjjjjjjhhhhhbjjj November 05, 2018
Firecracker with a round visco fuse instead of the traditional wick fuse. Can be used in low oxygen environments and in water. The fuse is slightly more dangerous than normal fuses as it spits fire when lit.
by Suvorov August 20, 2003
The Jed Kinson is quite similar to the SamMie Dee..
The Jed Kinson is eXtreme but tame. Promiscuous but monogomous. Polite but rude. Patient but eager. Highly intelligent but a natural blonde. White but black. Awesome but lame.
The Jed Kinson is also the ultimate aphrodisiac. Those who are fortunate enough to come across such a being should immediately become a stage 5 clinger and hold on for dear life! see - 'Sarah Russo' for tips on this
*WARNING*
Do not use this term lightly. There have been few that have attempted to slide the Jed Kinson into less than adequate sentences or sub-par comebacks and have been immediately struck dead by lightning!
The Jed Kinson is eXtreme but tame. Promiscuous but monogomous. Polite but rude. Patient but eager. Highly intelligent but a natural blonde. White but black. Awesome but lame.
The Jed Kinson is also the ultimate aphrodisiac. Those who are fortunate enough to come across such a being should immediately become a stage 5 clinger and hold on for dear life! see - 'Sarah Russo' for tips on this
*WARNING*
Do not use this term lightly. There have been few that have attempted to slide the Jed Kinson into less than adequate sentences or sub-par comebacks and have been immediately struck dead by lightning!
by MinxXx November 07, 2010