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Janktastic

Fabulously janky. The jankyist of them all. The opposite of fantastic.
My ride is janktastic now that it's missing both headlights.

Pete's new shoes are janktastic.

That ducttape holding your shelf up makes your cubicle look janktastic. hollaaaaaa
by KarlaS May 6, 2006
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jantard

Someone who is accepted at a college for the spring semester rather than the fall semester. Generally, they are inferior to the fall admits in intelligence, though there are few exceptions.
"Yo Matt, don't talk to that kid in the corner, he's one of those jantards."

"What's wrong with him?"

"He's a fuckin jantard."
by Blarfff February 8, 2008
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Janitor Headphones

Headphones seen in movies and in TV shows being worn by janitors, usually used for jamming out to the latest cassette tapes; this can be seen in media from 1996 or 2016. The janitor is always the same person who’s wearing a bulky pair of 3.5 mm audio jack headphones (over ear, “noise cancelling”) or a cheaper pair of “on ear” headphones with an adjustable metal strip that goes over your head.
Person: "What are you wearing?"
Assumed to be Janitor: *Jamming out to The Cure on his walkman, mopping and not giving a fuck*
Other person: "Those are Janitor Headphones. He's probably a janitor.
by doodramsey August 24, 2016
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Janitell Junior High

A school located in Colorado Springs, Colorado. The males are either weirdos or pedophiles, often both. The females are short nine year olds who can't think straight.
Guy 1: I met this one squeaker girl on Fortnite.
Guy 2: I bet she goes to Janitell Junior High.
by ZeLegend69 June 8, 2020
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internet janitor

this term is used to describe any form of admin who are constantly cleaning up bad behaviour on the internet especially on KZG servers
every kzg admin is a internet janitor
by kzg admin October 9, 2019
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Otis the Janitor

The janitor in Capcom's Dead Rising. He always calls Frank at the worst possible times, mostly telling you things you don't need to know:

"Looks like you've made it to the Food Court, Frank. There's a lot of restaurants there."
Otis the Janitor is a Dead Rising's Peppy from Star Fox 64.

He tells you everything you need to know... over and over and over.
Otis the Janitor: "Frank - That girl woke up. Brad's ready to interrogate her. You'd better get back to the Security Room, quick!"
by mad fooly May 20, 2009
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janitor widow maker

Commonly referred to as a JWM, it involves unleashing a dump in a public bathroom so damaging that were a janitor to attempt to clean it, it would make a widow of his wife, and an orphan of his children.

A variation is the UJWM, which involves a urinal. This is a high-risk move, but a janitorial fatality is pretty much assured if successful.
Laughing, Ken passed the janitor on his way out of the bathroom, knowing his janitor widow maker was about to strike.
by Nick2011 September 4, 2008
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