Jakob

The gay version of Jacob and usually a snitch.

Me when I pop a bag of chips open at lunch: Jakob did it!
Tracker: JAKOB PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE NOW!

by Fiire boy November 11, 2019

Jakob

A homosexual

Jakob May be a homosexual or gay

by Peaches stds July 5, 2019

Jakob

An Idiotic Ugly Freak Whom Follows You As If You Were Friends!

you're such a jakob m8

by Tokyo_Assassin November 16, 2016

Jakob

Someone who takes forever to finish a job and gives up on it very easily and is in love with penis

Who’s the new kid he’s kinda sus
YEAH his names Jakob he’s mad gay

by Dudebromycar September 7, 2020

Jakob

A horrible person who nobody likes who is way too clingy

guy 1: Should i call Jakob
Guy 2: no just call Martin who is so much better instead

by jonas ekbock June 22, 2020

Dirty Jakob

A dirty jakob is an akward sex act in a fake fake taxi, where one moment the driver is wearing shades, and the other moment the 3 petite japanese girls are naked having an orgy while listening to hardstyle EDM

Guy nr 1: Hey bro, were you just driving with the 3 petite japanese girls?
Driver: sure did, did a dirty jakob
Guy nr 2: thats epic, no simping in here

by Wladax April 13, 2020

Jakob Walrus

A ginger mother fucker who majestically swims the ocean under the satanic moon every 666 years.

Man 1: "holy shit what is that??"
Man 2: "it's just the ginger Jakob Walrus."

by Jody99 January 10, 2015