irritable vowel syndrome

Refers to a semi-serious malady whereby an impatient/cantankerous person habitually "whimpers 'n' growls" using long drawn-out wordless/meaningless noises that, if written out phonetically, would consume a whole lotta letters other than consonants, such as "Aaaaaaaaaarrgghhhuuuuuuuuuhhhhh...!" or, "Eeeeeeeeeennnggguuuuuuuuuhhh...!"

I never take my spoiled-rotten teenage cousin along on family shopping-trips anymore... the lengthy wait-times between stores, our unwillingness to purchase the unnecessary/overly-expensive items he desires, our inability to go around to all the places he wants to visit, and the late hour that we usually get home all conspire to give him a major case of irritable vowel syndrome, and this constant fretting takes all the cheerfulness out of the trip for everyone else.

by QuacksO September 24, 2017

Irritating

I genuinely don't think you understand how what you're doing is.

Hym "You really have know idea how irritating that is. Maddening really. Seriously."

Iam "That's just how people are."

Hym "I know but still. It isn't a point that should even have to be made. But clearly it does. How about this for an answer: until I have the medium through which the information about me is being exchanged, the ever deteriorating quality of my life is tied (directly) to the outcome of this story. Happy ending or sad ending. You pick. I'm the star of the show here. I just go where the narrative drives me. Getting real sick if this shit."

by Hym Iam May 18, 2022

You’re hella irritating

Letting someone know that you are interested in them without saying directly.

OMG you’re hella irritating Davon!!! ;)

by You’re hella irritating July 19, 2020

irrite

the person whom is irritating you

stop being such a irrite

by newwordboy July 1, 2010

Irritable Growl Syndrome

A canine condition that causes your pup to growl at imaginary things, like when you chain them out late at night to go to the bathroom, or when you’re trying to sleep. Also characterized by barking for no apparent reason.

My dog Mutley growled and barked all night about nothing, he must have Irritable Growl Syndrome.

by Rayngel November 6, 2020

irritable bottom syndrome

A syndrome when you drop so much bottom banter it hurts

Crostin: Yo PJ
PJ: Yo you got irritable bottom syndrome (IBS)?

by razvanovicio September 20, 2022

irritable bowls syndrome

when your pipe runs out of weed and it becomes angry, also known as IBS (irritable bowls syndrome)

my pipe has irritable bowls syndrome and is angry

by SUPAHIGHWAY May 12, 2016