When I asked Jamaal if he wanted to swing by my cookie cutter pad in the suburbs, he said, "Aww hell naw. Those folks up there is black folk intolerant."
by thekid2213 October 28, 2011
A person, normally a young woman, who cannot tolerate drinking milk after 12:00 PM, eastern standard time.
"No, I'll take my coffee black, I really can't have milk at this time of the day. I just got diagnosed with C.L.I, better known as Circadian Lactose Intolerance.
by Jack Sparrow Wants This Woman March 01, 2009
marina: omg I cant eat honey without throwing up!
john: have you considered the fact that your honey intolerant?
john: have you considered the fact that your honey intolerant?
by tigergoesrawr August 04, 2021
A person who isn't lactose intolerant but says they are to all dairy products..... except ice cream
Selective lactose intolerance
Selective lactose intolerance
Patient: um yeah they messed my dinner order up again. It has cheese on it and I can't have cheese
PSA: I apologize. Are you lactose intolerant?
Patient: yeah
PSA: Again I apologize for this. I will get all the dairy off your tray and place a restriction so no more will be brought in. (Picks up CHEESE omelette, 2 pints of chocolate milk and ice cream while patient watches sadly thinking he isn't getting anymore ice cream now)
Patient: (sarcastically) umm thanks
PSA to another PSA
PSA 1: so apparently he isn't lactose intolerant he has selactose intolerance
PSA: I apologize. Are you lactose intolerant?
Patient: yeah
PSA: Again I apologize for this. I will get all the dairy off your tray and place a restriction so no more will be brought in. (Picks up CHEESE omelette, 2 pints of chocolate milk and ice cream while patient watches sadly thinking he isn't getting anymore ice cream now)
Patient: (sarcastically) umm thanks
PSA to another PSA
PSA 1: so apparently he isn't lactose intolerant he has selactose intolerance
by Ohionurse August 30, 2017
Uncontrollable and involuntary farting. Cannot be controlled.
by Moignon April 25, 2025
by Gunner Dangler 25 March 26, 2021
It’s actually “lactose intolerant”. And why tf would it be “black toast”? You know what LACTOSE intolerance is, what does burnt toast have to do with the inability to digest dairy? You’re letting me down man.
You: I’m black toast intolerant
Me: oh really? You can only consume regular toast? Not black toast?
You: what? No I mean dairy...
Me: *looks at camera in grief*
Me: oh really? You can only consume regular toast? Not black toast?
You: what? No I mean dairy...
Me: *looks at camera in grief*
by Ronald k chump June 03, 2021