There’s these things yeah, called jokes, their purpose is basically amusement, but some people are allergic to the jokes, and they have this allergic reaction called “taking things too seriously” and so they miss out on all the fun, it’s a shame really, to be lackjoke intolerant 😞
by Maya.like.fire September 17, 2019
A person who isn't lactose intolerant but says they are to all dairy products..... except ice cream
Selective lactose intolerance
Selective lactose intolerance
Patient: um yeah they messed my dinner order up again. It has cheese on it and I can't have cheese
PSA: I apologize. Are you lactose intolerant?
Patient: yeah
PSA: Again I apologize for this. I will get all the dairy off your tray and place a restriction so no more will be brought in. (Picks up CHEESE omelette, 2 pints of chocolate milk and ice cream while patient watches sadly thinking he isn't getting anymore ice cream now)
Patient: (sarcastically) umm thanks
PSA to another PSA
PSA 1: so apparently he isn't lactose intolerant he has selactose intolerance
PSA: I apologize. Are you lactose intolerant?
Patient: yeah
PSA: Again I apologize for this. I will get all the dairy off your tray and place a restriction so no more will be brought in. (Picks up CHEESE omelette, 2 pints of chocolate milk and ice cream while patient watches sadly thinking he isn't getting anymore ice cream now)
Patient: (sarcastically) umm thanks
PSA to another PSA
PSA 1: so apparently he isn't lactose intolerant he has selactose intolerance
by Ohionurse August 30, 2017
by Ihavemommymilkersxoxo May 12, 2022
The most unafraid people to exist they will consume large amounts of dairy they know what will happen after they consume large amounts of dairy but do they care? no.
Geeard: *consumes 13 string cheeses in one sitting*
Jeff Bezos: "arent you lactose intolerant??:
Geeard: "yes yes I am"
Jeff Bezos: "arent you lactose intolerant??:
Geeard: "yes yes I am"
by nightpickle October 14, 2022
Oh man, that guy's dick really smells. No way I'm going near that. I'm definitely cocktose intolerant.
I can't suck your dick...too much cheese there and you know that I'm cocktose intolerant.
I can't suck your dick...too much cheese there and you know that I'm cocktose intolerant.
by bateworld September 13, 2022
allergic to semen. A person that is cocktose intolerant cannot swallow semen without having allergy symptoms. So they avoid it.
Please don't come in my mouth because I am cocktose intolerant.
I don't swallow; I am cocktose intolerant.
I don't swallow; I am cocktose intolerant.
by bateworld October 30, 2022
her short ass in the bathroom for an hour after eating that ice cream, she must be lack toes intolerant
by kailumz8 August 15, 2021