Pot will

When a friend says if he/she ever stops smoking they will give you all of their smoking stuff, officially deeming you soul heir to all his pot and pot related items.

"If I ever stop smoking, I'll give you all of my drug stuff."
"Really?"

"Yea Man I officially write you into my pot will."

by jeremybenson860 May 2, 2015

Pot

Short for Crackpot.

Can be used as a substitute for Dick

“HEY, STOP BEING SUCH A POT!”

by SheaChica November 7, 2018

pot

A pot is a homosexual. It's the abbreviation of potter. Particularly used in Flanders.

It's mostly said while making the pot-sign, which is slapping with one hand on the fist of the other. But the pot-sign alone can be sufficient.

(silent, making the pot-sign): That guy is definitely a pot!

by starflam2003 August 23, 2006

pot

something you put a flower in

i guess we could plant this daisy in that pot over there!

by maggie February 14, 2004

pots

POTS is an acronym for: pussy on the side.

Why get married when I have my pots?

by R, Grooms June 30, 2006

Potted

To be fired from ones place of employment.

Also, to get potted.

"I got potted the other week, now I've got to look for a new job in a recession, devastated!"

by C--dog November 21, 2011

Potting

Prison terminology for dumping a steaming bucket of urine and excrement over the head of a much-loved prison service employee.

It understandably entails further punishment under the penal system but in terms of satisfaction and comedy value, is doubtless well-worth missing a few games on the prison playstation for...

Stabber: 'How come Gordon the Guard smells like 3 day old prison food?'
Shooter: 'He got potted on B-Wing!'
Stabber: 'Ah, nothing like a good potting to brighten up a 10-12 stretch. How'd he like it?'
Shooter: 'Not so much, heard he might lose an eye!'
Both: 'Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha'

by Becca J W April 7, 2008