Freezer Chicken

Lord Gru's messengers of the freezer. The Holy Freezer Chicken is a disciple of Lord Gru. Long live Lord Gru.

"that is one crunchy freezer chicken"

by bro, be a secure chicken September 08, 2020

stinky freezer

Blowing cocaine in to ones rectal cavity. Usually with aid from a friend or loved one.

Stevie Nicks destroyed her nasal cavity from years of abuse so she had to resort to the "stinky freezer"

by lurk digler August 14, 2015

Freezer Chick

A hot chick, usually an actress, that you would totally bone after her expiration date.

Cassandra from Wayne's World is my Freezer Chick. I would totally hit that once right now.

- Chris A.

by Ruby Tuesday 916 October 03, 2020

Belly freezer

When you're so fat that that t shirt rides up your torso leaving the bottom of your belly visible to the world.

Bens fairly put on the weight, did you see the belly freezer on him last night?

by February 18, 2021

Freezer Helmet

When someone has a huge, bulbous erection in the winter months.

Hey ladies, look at Frank’s freezer helmet!

by Dddeezzzzznuts August 26, 2020

Freezer stick

When a man gets an erection and puts his penis in the freezer until frozen completely. Then bangs it on his neighbors doorbell to alert his neighbors that he is awake.

I woke up at 6 am. It was a warm morning, no one was up so i pulled a freezer stick

by Penguincrip October 18, 2017

Freezer stick

When a man gets an erection and puts his penis in the freezer until frozen completely. Then bangs it on his neighbors doorbell to alert his neighbors that he is awake.

I woke up at 6 am. It was a warm morning, no one was up so i pulled a freezer stick on my neighbors

by Penguincrip October 18, 2017