minge impinge

The act of preventing a girl from getting laid by saying something or doing something that puts the other guy/girl off or distract one of them from the flirting at hand.

The female equivalent of cock block.

Similar to clam jam.

(Gemma is chatting up a guy)
Manuel: "Hey Gemma, I bought you a new toothbrush, so you don't have to use the one you dropped down the toilet anymore".
(Guy walks away)
Gemma: "Manuel, don't minge impinge me!

by famico August 30, 2013

imp

Short for impostor

Red Crewmate: Purple I saw you vent, you're the imp

Purple Crewmate: Na you're kinda sus doe

by Costsco March 15, 2021

IMP Jay

a mobile fortnite player who shits on by aimboting his opponents

Dammit, IMP Jay, ur aim is so fuckin op

by Jayrr July 25, 2020

Beat a Imp day

Beat A Imp Day is a day on the 28th November in which you can Beat any Imp and they CAN NOT fight back or call for an admin for RA

The Imp got ganked because it was beat a imp day

by Whinky November 24, 2021

imped

A classy way to silence classless spam callers.

Whenever my crazy ex-boyfriend calls, he gets imped immediately.

by impimp August 11, 2022

Imping and gimping

Incessant and restless behavior.

"I couldn't sleep to save my life, because your Ass was up imping and gimping all night."

by DickTracy108 March 23, 2017

irish imp

better described as the mix of fireball cinnamon whiskey & baileys irish cream. truely devilish mix that cums in your mouth.

Bill: Have you tried an irish imp?
Tim: Yes, practically cummed in my mouth!

by saegul March 5, 2022