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minge impinge

The act of preventing a girl from getting laid by saying something or doing something that puts the other guy/girl off or distract one of them from the flirting at hand.

The female equivalent of cock block.

Similar to clam jam.
(Gemma is chatting up a guy)
Manuel: "Hey Gemma, I bought you a new toothbrush, so you don't have to use the one you dropped down the toilet anymore".
(Guy walks away)
Gemma: "Manuel, don't minge impinge me!
by famico August 30, 2013
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IMP

if you call someone an IMP it means they are being annoying by being far to kind

PS must be spelled in capital letters
dude: you are an ass
penelopee princes: i would rather you not call me that as i am not , thank you very much
dude: such an IMP
by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhm November 30, 2016
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Imp

To imp is to mess up or fuck up in a stupid way, or to overreact.
"Bro you imping mad hard right now, you needa chill out."
by maskometer from UVMS April 9, 2019
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IMP

A small mischievous demon that are really evil but moreso just really annoying. The saying “Speak of the devil..” is not the complete phrase.
Speak of the devil and the imp’s shall appear.
by Masters_chewtoy January 8, 2018
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Imping and gimping

"I couldn't sleep to save my life, because your Ass was up imping and gimping all night."
by DickTracy108 March 23, 2017
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Imp Face

A term used to describe someone with an ugly, troll-like face.
That dude over there is such an imp face, just look at him! He's hideous!
by Sirberlinnh June 11, 2017
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impe

A small demi-god, usually in the form of playing video games.
The impe killed the entire server.
by Big Ol Bot November 19, 2017
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