minge impinge

The act of preventing a girl from getting laid by saying something or doing something that puts the other guy/girl off or distract one of them from the flirting at hand.

The female equivalent of cock block.

Similar to clam jam.
(Gemma is chatting up a guy)
Manuel: "Hey Gemma, I bought you a new toothbrush, so you don't have to use the one you dropped down the toilet anymore".
(Guy walks away)
Gemma: "Manuel, don't minge impinge me!
by famico August 30, 2013
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Chametz Imp

(n.) A mischievious little creature that likes to throw out people's bread and grains and burn it, and they get especially rampant during Passover. Occasionally, they'll even hide your matzah if you aren't paying attention. If you ever spot a chametz imp, don't chase them. Just let them do their thing. Eventually they'll get bored and leave. But they never leave for too long, they always come back in around a couple weeks. Chametz imps look like little cubes with the flag of Israel on them.
"That darn chametz imp burned my bread! I was going to eat some toast!"
"It's Passover, dude."
"Oh..."
by US-IL December 20, 2024
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Imp Face

A term used to describe someone with an ugly, troll-like face.
That dude over there is such an imp face, just look at him! He's hideous!
by Sirberlinnh June 12, 2017
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irish imp

better described as the mix of fireball cinnamon whiskey & baileys irish cream. truely devilish mix that cums in your mouth.
Bill: Have you tried an irish imp?
Tim: Yes, practically cummed in my mouth!
by saegul March 05, 2022
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Imp Pear

1. a plant from Plants vs. Zombies which is free to place down, but can transform a Zombie into an Imp Zombies when eaten, and instantly kills Imps when they eat it, releasing stunning gas on contact.
"Imp Pear is such a broken plant because it just has a super fast recharge and it's just toxic for the Zombies to try and defeat you when you spam-cycle it."
by Otheruser325 April 02, 2023
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$imp

Someone who gives a lot of money away
Pronounced money-simp
by yeltsA kciR May 26, 2021
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Imp

Adjective describing something cool/awesome.
Jake: Matt, did you see my new car?
Matt: Yeah, It's so imp!
by Jturns March 10, 2011
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