IBS

IBS or Irritable Bowel Syndrome is a syndrome that causes Irratic, uncontrolable and usually Explosive Diarehhea.

Joe: Damn guy last night at the bar Ian's IBS was acting up again and he had a shit explosion on the dance floor!

Guy #1: Dag Yo!!!

by JoeyAnger69 December 9, 2007

IB

A.K.A. International Baccalaureate - Programming aimed at the unnaturally bright population in an attempt to overload their brains. However, a true student will respond by adapting and earning their way through.

When present, maintain, but when thinking ib saying...

by Whimsically Stoic Nod July 22, 2016

Ib

Ib is a simply a young girl that visits the art gallery with her parents. Ib is extremely brave, quiet, nice, kind and profined. She is also very sensitive to others. She appears to be a very blunt and sarcastic child as well.

Wow Ib you are such a lovely girl.

by the social network December 22, 2021

IB

A program created in an attempt to control the minds of the youths(now starting in elementary school) of the future, implemented by Swiss lawn gnomes, by preventing their exposure to the outside world.

The state goals of the program are to provide students with an education rounded out accross five program areas ("groups") - including Language 1, Language 2, Social Sciences, Science, Math, and Art/Option. Additional elements of the program include CAS (a system used to force students out of the house once in a while), ToK (philosophy) and Extended Essay.

In an attempt to shove too much information down the throats of students, the program ends up significantly improving the core skill required to succeed in IB: Bullshit. The phrase I.B. therefore I B.S. comes from this.

if you dont get straight A' s on your IB end course exam your parents will beat you again

by weryvxg August 22, 2017

IB

An educational system which dehumanises it's students. (Simplest answer)

-How is IB going?
-Bad
-What's wrong with it?
-Everything

by 31552421122 May 19, 2019

Ib

The main character of an RPG Maker horror game of the same name that is made by a Japanese user named “kouri”. She is a young girl who got trapped in a spooky museum after their inconsiderate parents leaves her to roam around alone.

Ib is such a nostalgic game… can’t believe I’ll be scared of a psychopath painting lmao

by HoodyPisDed July 13, 2021

IB

Short for International Baccalaureate, this program CORRUPTS schools, where they overload you with work and make you hate school even more. Instead of learning useful things, they throw that all out the window and make you learn stupid things like to “be proactive” or something.

Person: I hate my school now ever since they corrupted it with the IB program.

by Insert handle_here October 5, 2020