I don't care

The line is only compelling because the guy who says the thing DOESN'T HAVE the things that the other guy would hypothetically be offering him (i.e. money and power).

Hym "Jesus-fucking-Christ 🤦 ♂️ You're an idiot. 'Offer me the things I already have... I don't care...' Yeah, no shit you fucking retard. And Ben had to take a running start to hop on that Elon dick for a 'Yas Queen!" moment. Fucking pathetic. You're right though. You don't care. None of you are even capable of ACTUALLY caring. Nothing bad is actively happening to you in this moment and as long as that is the case you just aren't going to do it. All everyone is going to get from you is hollow platitudes vague frowny face feelings. That's not caring. We pretend it is but it's pretend-world so that's to be expected."

by Hym Iam May 18, 2023

fuck do i care

Something to say when you genuinely do not care.

Person 1 = My dad got into a car crash.
Person 2 = Damn thats crazy and all but "fuck do i care".

by richniggaisfriendless January 10, 2022

i don't care

what my friend said when i wrote this definition

"I don't care."

by professional_circle July 19, 2023

mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

does it look like i care

the response you get when you actually help people solve their problems

Jamal: oh my gawd i can't do algebra!11!11
Person 2: ok just do this and do that and do this and do that
Jamal: um, does it look like i care, nerd?

by truthtellingguy January 22, 2023

Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

I don't care

I'm a fucken ass hole

I didn't do it because I don't care

by No brainer June 25, 2022