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Natures Hypocrite

Leaves (yes leaves, the ones that fall from trees!)
Leaves, natures hypocrites, they do everything but...
by Skiiiiillz November 9, 2018
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hypocrite

-someone who is hollow inside

-where what they claim they represent isn't actually what they believe

-lack personal experience of what their talking about

-however if what their being "hypocritical" about is a belief, they might actually end up believing in it, fake hopes and dreams

-someone who thinks others should be punished for doing something they believe is wrong
teacher is a hypocrite for putting the kid in detention
by LeonLeos September 14, 2009
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Homocritical

The state where-in an individual possesses or announces homophobic views, but proceeds to engage in homosexual acts themselves.

One does not necessarily need to be homosexual to be homocritical, but it is most commonly seen in men who are still "in the closet."
Lak: "Josh told me homosexuality was an abomination, but then I saw him making out with Mike at the club last night."

Tim: "Yea, he's just being homocritical. He's totally still in the closet, HEELLOOOOOOOO."
by Mr.Kaiser the Sodomizer December 9, 2012
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hypocriticizer

Someone who is a hypocrite. They same something but do the exact opposite. Word was first used on Harold and Kumar when they found president Bush somking weed.
Kumar: Sir you smoke weed but you put people in prison for smoking weed. You're a hypocrite.
Pres Bush: Kumar do you like getting hand jobs?
Kumar: Yeah.
Pres Bush: DO you like giving hand jobs?
Kumar: No!
Pres Bush: Then you're just as much a hypocriticizer.
by Perky Toobs Bandit March 1, 2009
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hypocritcal

You're a hypocritcal mom.
by Supercolor August 19, 2017
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Hypocridiot

A person who is both a hypocrite and and idiot.
My boss at work is a stupid hypocrite... he is such a hypocridiot.
by djstickylee December 19, 2010
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hypocrite

People who shame people for doing something, but do it themselves.
Fat chick: Hey, wanna get on the bed tonight?
Hunk: Sorry, I am not interested.
Fat chick: You f**king shallow douche! It is because I am fat, right?!?!?!

Midget: Want a drink, babe?
Fat chick: Eww, you runt! GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!
Midget: Is it because I am short?
Fat chick: Obviously, you moron!

The fat chick is a hypocrite.
by lilzor July 20, 2016
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