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hubby

annoying ass word white bitches created thinking its cute
“i made lunch for my hubby 😂😇🥰 gonna go drop it off to his work place 🥺😘”

shut the fuck up fuck you and ur hubby
by stackshigh February 23, 2023
mugGet the hubbymug.

whore hubby

male version of a Slut wife

1) a married man who has a large appetite for sex.

2) a married man who engages in sex with women, other than his wife, to fulfill her sexual needs.

3) a married man who will engage in any and all sexual activities for his wife.
"He was a good whore hubby who would suck the toes of his wife's girlfriend when ever she wanted."
by wolfgirlz January 10, 2018
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House-Hubby

A father figure that allows his wife to provide financials for their family members while he takes on the chores, appointments, and daily routine schedules
Tony has chose to become a house-Hubby in order for his wifey to take care of things while she becomes the bread winner
by Starlitkeekee July 12, 2021
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L. Ron Hubby

A husband who nickel and dimes his wife, expecting her to pay him or buy him all kinds of stuff (often with money she doesn't have) in exchange for very minimal and unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps her secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.

Name is derived from L. Ron Hubbard, who was the con man founder of the Church of Scientology, which is based on pseudoscience and requires followers to pay large sums of money in exchange for very minimal spiritual advice.
"Jeez, I really want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about, but she has such an L. Ron Hubby."

"I know his dick is like an E-meter, she paid him all that money, and it hardly moved at all!"
by DreamReaper December 28, 2023
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Hubby day

Hubby day is the Monday after father’s day where you should (lovingly) point & laugh at your friends without present fathers.
Hey man, I made you a cake for Hubby Day! Happy Hubby Day!
by theveryfirstpeepee June 20, 2022
mugGet the Hubby daymug.

Hubby

My hubby is laying on the couch feeding his fat face watching daytime TV
by Tory Bumper Clart June 13, 2018
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your hubby a teletubby

Worse than your granny tranny, worse than your sister a mister, worse than everything. Your opponent will get on one knee and lick your damn feet clean if you say this.
your hubby a teletubby
some random bro: i serve you my master
by john stromboli December 14, 2021
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