Hormonal Rodeo

A fun game best played on hormonal teenagers or pregnant women. The basic gameplay is to insult someone whilst hormonal and then try either to resolve the situation or make it as humerous as possible. Best played on {emos} {goths} or other depressive denominations/cults.
A Normal Game Of Hormonal Rodeo

Player 1: Oh, hey Debbie, how're you?
Mark: Oh hey Steve, I'm not feeling to well, I'm on my period and Bobby Bryar quit MCR!
Player 1: (Finds his oppurtunity) Did you know you look really quite fat in that dress? Oh yeah, you should totally eat less. And that dress is really ugly. And I saw those cuts on your arm, real pathetic.

Mark: Why would you SAY such a thing?
Player 1: Nothing, I was just commenting on the scenery....
by TheMindFuckKid April 8, 2010
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Hormonally challenged

When your hormones are all jacked up from pregnancy
I'm pregnant and I'm feel a bit hormonally challenged.
by Baby factory July 2, 2015
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Hormoneous

When you're feeling extremely horny and are full of anxiousness to get freakkkyyy with it, so freakkkyyy that you can't control your hormones any longer.
You see that guy Dave? He's so hormoneous!
by How's it Goin?? February 28, 2017
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Hormoning

The rant and raves performed by a woman on a national TV show who has tested multiple partners to see who her babies father is to no avail.
Monica was on Maury Povich show hormoning because she thought she guessed right on who the father of her baby was after testing 10 guys.
by Graywolf181961 October 5, 2012
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hormone blockers

Hormone blockers, also known in some contexts as puberty blockers, are used by transsexuals to block various sex hormones. For instance spironolactone, a diuretic, is often prescribed to male-to-female transgender persons to block androgens or male hormones.
A hormone replacement therapy (HRT) regimen usually consists of at least two prescription drugs: hormone blockers to block the original hormones, plus a new, replacement hormone in the desired gender. For instance, an M2F transgender patient may be given spironolactone to block male hormones (androgens, testosterone) plus a female hormone such as estrogen (Premarin, a drug made from pregnant mares' urine, for example).

Once the original genitals (testicles or ovaries) are removed, the blocker is discontinued, leaving just the hormone replacement.
by bitchuck August 31, 2024
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Holiday Hormonal Blend

the rearrangement of hormones in the human body that occurs as a person anticipates the enjoyment of a holiday or vacation
Today, the students seem more distracted than usual. Well, the Thanksgiving vacation starts soon, so it must be that Holiday Hormonal Blend!

(two days before the Memorial Day weekend in the USA) I’ve got the steaks sitting in marinade, and I must say that as for myself, my brain is already soaking in that Holiday Hormonal Blend!

Q: Who are the holiday-hormonal-blend challenged?
A: Workaholics.
by Rudee May 29, 2017
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hormone hole

A Lady chasm of hormones, located almost exclusively on female ladies.

Chufty. Vagina. Twat. Fuf. Minge. Grot hole. Foo-foo.
Today is a bad day. Emily has made all her decisions using her hormone hole.
by Awesome McCool 79 May 15, 2016
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