hoochie hoops

Large round earrings (hoops) worn by a hoochie slut. Also known as porn star earrings.

Look at those hoochie hoops on her--she's an open invitation.

by Dorsal Plantar October 31, 2006

hoochy mama

a whore. girl who dresses, acts, or is a slut. this girl is easy. every girl in the eyes of one heather reed.

Damn you see that hoochy mama??? Shes wearing short shorts when its 30 degrees.

That girl had sex with 5 guys this month. What a hoochy mama.

"She looks like a hoochy mama."- Heather Reed

by bigarmsoldman May 13, 2011

Hoochie Bitch

an inconsidorate girl that is more or less, in the lower status and is an "easy", but is quite an asshole.

"Hey" "You want to go get something to eat?"
"Sure, but your paying full"
"Yous ain't nothin but a low, down hoochie bitch"

by Chet Overall December 6, 2004

Hoopcheese Hoochies

Hoopcheese is the shit that forms around your anus when not properly wiped. It creates a halo surrounding your shit shooter. It begins to smell like moldy shit when left alone. When combined with a hoochie hooker, you get one mad whore with a smelly anus.

Sam: "Yo i was on da strip and picked up one stinky hooker."
Bill: "I bet she was rockin' the hoopcheese hoochies."

by Connor Billybob December 12, 2008

gucci hoochie

a girl who spends money on "haute couture" (real or fake), without realising that no matter how much money she spends on clothes, she will always be a cheap-looking skank.

paris hilton is the most famous gucci hoochie.

all the gucci hoochies were standing around in the parking lot at school, admiring a football player's new BMW.

by drunkballerina October 5, 2005

hoochie-mama

An older woman (over 21) that dresses like a slut or prostitute.

You look like a hoochie-mama.

by DevilDiva May 24, 2004

Hoochie Mama

An alternative to yelling "Serenity now!" when things aren't going your way.
First user: Frank Costanza on Seinfeld

When his wife kept bugging him about cleaning up the garage, Frank yelled: "Hoochie Mama!".

by Dennie Hebels May 5, 2008