Homeschool arms are indicate one : has no rhythm, has a stiff upper torso dancing and/literally has no idea what to do with their arms.
A socially awkward way of carrying the upper body.
A socially awkward way of carrying the upper body.
" Damn, girl. You see that booger on stage w/the homeschool-arms !? "
" Homeschool-arms up on stage walkin like a teletubbie.....smh "
" Homeschool-arms up on stage walkin like a teletubbie.....smh "
by Allusivehorse May 13, 2022
Boys wear cheap, Walmart jeans that are usually too short and are pulled up too high, with a plaid button-down shirt tucked into it. Socks are white crew socks, and shoes are cheap New Balance sneakers that often have grass stains on them. Usually consist of a short haircut and round glasses.
Girls wear plain skirts or dresses that drop down to the shins. Designed to not call attention to the body.
Girls wear plain skirts or dresses that drop down to the shins. Designed to not call attention to the body.
by stinky-poop-fart March 27, 2023
A homeschooler who looks and acts like a normal kid, has friends, but is still less likely to get into drugs and alcohol. Contrary to popular belief, 75% of kids who are homeschooled are actually hip homeschoolers.
Normal kid: "Where do you go to school?"
hip homeschooler: "I'm homeschooled. But don't worry, I'm not what you think, I'm actually a normal kid who has friends and knows how to talk to people."
hip homeschooler: "I'm homeschooled. But don't worry, I'm not what you think, I'm actually a normal kid who has friends and knows how to talk to people."
by OkStephen February 20, 2022
When a homeschooler says something about drama or is asked a question about something they said a thrid party can say "tonight... on homeschool high"
this takes much practice to master, much as a properly executed that's what she said
this takes much practice to master, much as a properly executed that's what she said
1st person: "so what grade are you in?"
homeschooler: "I'm a junior and a senior."
1st person: "how does that work?"
2nd person: "tonight... on homeschool high..."
homeschooler: "I'm a junior and a senior."
1st person: "how does that work?"
2nd person: "tonight... on homeschool high..."
by starofhomeschoolhigh November 5, 2009
"Dude, remember when bum fights came out?"
"Homeschooled, bro."
"Oh yea, you missed all the good shit"
"Homeschooled, bro."
"Oh yea, you missed all the good shit"
by O.D.B.O.D'd December 20, 2016
by Yaanu August 29, 2003
An event involving a homeschooler, his mother as a date, and his father as a DJ. Often the cause of homeschooling controversy as the vote for prom "king" typically appears rigged (the homeschooler always wins for both junior and senior prom). The lights are always kept on as well as room being left for the Holy Spirit during dancing. Tears are shed when the dad/DJ cuts in to dance with the mom/date, and the family pet is never deemed a sufficient alternative for slow songs. The homeschooler's virginity is usually lost because the night is ripe with sexual tensions, as the homeschooler will have had no prior encounters before the age of 18, and there is no one more qualified for the job than his friend and lover - his mother. She is always up to the task.
Riley: "Wow! You were prom king for two years in a row?!? You must have been pretty popular in high school!"
Joe: "You could say that. It was a homeschool prom!"
Riley: "That doesn't count."
Joe: "You could say that. It was a homeschool prom!"
Riley: "That doesn't count."
by relize February 8, 2012