homework

What I'm supposed to be doing right now.

Biology Homework Citations

by freakfrog14 January 14, 2009

homework

Let me tell you why teachers must give homework. They must give homework because in order survive, they have to know that they are causing someone to suffer at all times. If they lose this reassuring bit of knowledge they become very paranoid and cannot sleep. Thus if they don't give homework they cannot cause more suffering the next day due to lack of sleep, and the meaning in their life is lost. Why must they hurt people all the time you ask? because they realize they are failures as people. They wanted to be movie stars and millionaires but then they became a teacher. Because of this they have to hurt others in order to try and fulfill their shallow meaningless existence. bottom line: they have to hurt others at all times because they are angry so they give homework.

(9:00 pm)

Teacher: Oh my God! I forgot to give homework! That means that those students might be doing something fun right now (gasp!) or even worse, THEY COULD BE DOING SOMETHING WORTHWHILE WITH THEIR TIME!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

by superninjapenguin December 14, 2008

homework whore

People who talk to you over AIM soley for the purpose of homework help(answers)

Homework Whore: Hey
Me: Sup
Homework Whore: Nm, you?
Me: nm
Homework Whore: Did you do spanish yet?

by Want To Kill Homework Whores October 9, 2006

Homework

Things teachers give to students to keep their attention away from the teacher's unignorably huge ass face and or other disorders all teachers have.

Sarah: "Hey.. look at Mr Linderdik's ass.. its GROSS.. and his.."

Mr. Linderdik (interuppts sarah) "and.. 21 pages of history report due tomorrow as homework..."

by Lookatmeandkissme(: October 6, 2009

homework

Something you should do but never do, becauser you have way to much and you have 10000000 better things to do

Homework isn't impotant, It's only a waste of time

by Me June 9, 2004

Homework

Something the teacher tells you to do when they know it's not going to be done in class

Homework is the stuff you need to catch up on because you were texting during class

I'm not your friend anymore bro. You give me too much homework.

OR

Teacher : Dang I won't be able to finish explaining the meaning of homework. "Class, your homework for next week is to find out the meaning of homework"

by _honest_indian_ March 1, 2015

Homework Hangover

The inability to stay awake in school after an entire night of doing homework whether it be because of procrastination or because of poor time management. Black coffee is a temporary way to fix this unlike a feel hangover.

"I stayed up all night doing that project and woke up with a homework hangover. I slept through physics."

by Classy Innuendo April 4, 2010